Tuesday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2100 EST, 11/29/2004

A bad, bad day. 12 of our young people added to the list. I don’t know what happened - whether lots of wounded didn’t make it or there was a terrible incident. There’s nothing in the print news.

128 American men and women have died this month; 1249 since the “war” began; 1110 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1395 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There have been at least 8,500 American men and women wounded.

Quote for the Day:

“Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.” Marilyn vos Savant, journalist with what is reportedly the world’s highest IQ.

Alberto Rasputin Gonzales ???

The Name Game
By Joshua Glenn, November 21, 2004,
The Boston Globe

“TEN DAYS AGO, in a news story on President George W. Bush's decision to nominate Alberto R. Gonzales as attorney general, New York Times reporters laconically noted of the Bush administration's top lawyer that "the White House declined to release his middle name, saying that Mr. Gonzales prefers the initial."

“What, one wonders, is the big secret?" … "It's possible, of course, that Gonzales' middle name is merely a personally embarrassing one: Rosebud, for example, which in a memorable episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" turned out to be the middle name of Rob and Laura Petrie's son Richie. And then there's Ragnar, Reuben, Rico, Romeo, Rudyard. But given the fraught atmosphere in Washington these days, I suspect the name in question is one that might prove politically embarrassing. Perhaps it's French: Rémy? Rene? Robbe-Grillet? Or a left-leaning original coinage: RoeWade? Racialpreferences? Rightsfordetainees? Or maybe it's too right-wing: Reagan? Rove? Rambo?”
“Whatever it is, let's hope this question is raised at Gonzales' confirmation hearing. The American people have a right to know.”

Here’s some good news -

Got a cough? Try eating some chocolate
By Nic Fleming, Health Correspondent, Expat Telegraph

“Eating chocolate could be a better way of stopping persistent coughing than anything available from the chemist's, according to new research.”

“Prof Maria Belvisi, of Imperial College London and Royal Brompton Hospital, said: "With theobromine having no demonstrated side-effects it may be possible to give far bigger doses, further increasing its effectiveness."


Chocolate is loaded with theobromine - time to buy Hershey stock!

And here’s a chuckle:

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send Dubya a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. President Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: “370HSSV 0773H.”

The President, Condi, Dick, and the White House Staff were baffled, so they sent the letter to the CIA. The Agency was similarly stumped. They sent it to Rummy and the neo-cons at the Defence Department. Once again, no one had a clue. As a last resort, they sent a copy to Colin Powell at the Department of State.

Secretary Powell took one look, lifted the phone, and called the White House. He left the following message: "Tell the President that he is looking at the message upside down."


I stole and edited this from a blog called
Seeing the Forest.

Screw You, Fundies

Court Rejects Appeal of Gay Marriage Law
By
The Associated Press, Filed at 5:58 p.m. ET, 11/29/2004

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Supreme Court on Monday rejected a challenge to the only state that allows gay marriages, declining to hear an appeal aimed at overturning the Massachusetts law that prompted a national debate on the legality and morality of same-sex unions.

The decision ended the legal fight over a 4-3 Massachusetts high court ruling last November giving gay couples the right to marry. But both sides say the U.S. Supreme Court's unwillingness to intervene means there will be more fights in courts and legislatures around the country.

President Bush has promised to make passage of an anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment a priority in his second term.

“Activist judges are seeking to redefine marriage for the rest of society, and the people's voice is not being heard in this process,” said presidential spokesman Scott McClellan. “That's why the president is committed to moving forward with Congress on a constitutional amendment that would protect the sanctity of marriage.”


Sadly, this will just inflame the lunatic fundies to push their discriminatory constitutional amendment even harder. Screw em’.

Ah, I knew that, I think, maybe…

Big Bang did not create space; it is infinite and eternal- new study
MIL, Nov 28, 2004, Henry Groover

“Washington- According to a new study, space, and dark are eternal, they were not created, and the 'Primordial Fireball' as claimed by the Big Bang theory could not produce them. The dark had existed before anything else since it is the occupant of the space, the master of the space. When there was no light before existence of the Universe, there existed dark, only dark, nothing else but dark and no one can challenge it just think over it.”

Read all about it (and see if you understand) at the Science & Technology pages of the
International Reporter.

Monday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2100 EST, 11/28/2004

116 American men and women have died this month; 1237 since the “war” began; 1098 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1383 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed.

There have been at least 8,500 American men and women wounded. There is no end in sight although thankfully our our sons and daughters are dying at a slightly slower rate recently.

Greenhouse effect 'may benefit man'

Yeah, right!

Read this amazing report in Sunday’s UK
Observer: “Climate change is 'a myth', sea levels are not rising and Britain's chief scientist is 'an embarrassment' for believing catastrophe is inevitable. These are the controversial views of a new London-based think-tank that will publish a report tomorrow attacking the apocalyptic view that man-made greenhouse gases will destroy the planet.”

“The International Policy Network [IPN] will publish its long-awaited study, claiming that the science warning of an environmental disaster caused by climate change is 'fatally flawed'. It will state that previous predictions of changes in sea level of a metre over the next 100 years were overestimates.“

“Instead, the report will say that sea level rises will reach a maximum of just 20cms [8”] during the next century, adding that global warming could, in fact, benefit mankind by increasing fish stocks.”

Here comes the punch line: “The report's views closely mirror those held by many of President George Bush's senior advisers, who have been accused of derailing attempts to reach international agreement over how to prevent climate change.”

The IPN’s director, Julian Morris, ”attacked Britain's highly respected chief scientist. ‘ David King is an embarrassment to himself and an embarrassment to his country.” The director also “criticised preparations by Tony Blair to use his presidency of the world's most powerful nations next year to lead attempts in tackling climate change. He described Blair's plans to use his G8 tenure to halt global warming as 'offensive.”

"Morris admitted receiving money from a number of companies, including $50,000 from Exxon, but denied the organisation was a front for neo-conservative opinion. 'I have written about these issues for many years. If a company wants to provide money, then I'd be happy to accept it.”

The voice of credibility speaks.

Quote for the Day

“In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?” Warren Hutcherson, American comedian

How could this possibly happen?

The Washington Post reported Sunday the citizens of the state of Alabama have apparently defeated an amendment to their constitution that would “erase segregation-era wording requiring separate schools for "white and colored children" and to eliminate references to the poll taxes once imposed to disenfranchise blacks.”

“The vote was so close -- a margin of 1,850 votes out of 1.38 million -- that an automatic recount will take place Monday. But, with few expecting the results to change, the amendment's saga has dragged Alabama into a confrontation with its segregationist past that illuminates the sometimes uneasy race relations of its present.”

John Aravosis from
AmericaBlog rightly says, “Where's the outrage from the sanctimonious moralists on the right wing? There is none. In George Bush's America, we can pit one group of Americans against another.”

This is amusing…

Jesus’ General makes fun of a fundie lunatic. Check out his article: “I worship in a manly church”

This is, like totally cool [did I say that right?]…

Disclaimer stickers for your science textbooks, courtesy of your friends at Swarthmore College [I guess they’re still a college, they might be a university by now, that’s fashionable]. Then again, if you think evolution is really a “theory,” perhaps you should give it a pass.

This serves these jerks right!

I don’t pay attention to sports, but this caught my eye. The Cincinatti Bearcats played the Louisville Cardinals on Saturday in Louisville. Before the game the Cincinatti team taunted Louisville with some sort of disrespectful dance on the Cardinal logo in the center of the field.

Result: Louisville beat Cincinatti 70 to 7.

Sunday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2100 EST, 11/27/2004

114 American men and women have died this month; 1235 since the “war” began; and 1096 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1381 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight although thankfully our our sons and daughters are dying at a slightly slower rate recently.

Where do you stand?

A recent Gallup poll asked questions about evolution, creationism and the bible. Here are the questions:

“Just your opinion, do you think that Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is: a scientific theory that has been well-supported by evidence, just one of many theories and one that has not been well-supported by evidence, or don't you know enough about it to say?"

"Which of the following statements comes closest to your views on the origin and development of human beings -- 1) Human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God guided this process, 2) Human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process, 3) God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so?"

“Which of the following statements comes closest to describing your views about the Bible -- the Bible is the actual word of God and is to be taken literally, word for word, the Bible is the inspired word of God but not everything in it should be taken literally, or the Bible is an ancient book of fables, legends, history, and moral precepts recorded by man?"


How do you compare to the hoi polloi? Go here to
The Gadflyer and find out.

Oh no, Dr. Bill!

From yesterday’s New York Times: “Flexing their new muscles, Congressional Republicans seem intent on reigning as a dissent-smothering monolith. First, House G.O.P. members slavishly obeyed the maneuver by Tom DeLay, the majority leader, to render his control of the caucus ethics-proof by making it possible for a party leader to keep his post even if he is under indictment. His counterpart in the Senate, Bill Frist, was more discreet but no less ham-handed. He has engineered a rules change designed to cow the few Republican moderates who may still be willing to nip back at demands for party fealty.”

“The rule undercuts members' independence by giving Dr. Frist the power to fill the first two vacancies on all committees. This hobbles seniority, which has been the traditional path to power. The leader now has a cudgel for shaping the "world's greatest deliberative body" into a chorus line.”

The top two persons determine what is considered by the committee and also its agenda. Yup, this is just what the nation needs in these troubled times. Instead of advice and informed consent, we get more subservient boot-lickers and toadies who are afraid to think for themselves “deciding” how our country should be governed. Damn, this makes me proud!

Oh no, Dr. Alex!

From the UK Daily Record: “A JAILED drug dealer is claiming £30,000 damages for a bizarre internal examination - using porridge as a lubricant.”

“Former prison doctor Alexander McFarlane admits he used milk from an old bowl of porridge when he examined Colin Hancock in Perth Prison.”

“But he denies Hancock's claim the porridge was also covered in cigarette ash.”

I understand the Swift Boat Vets claim that John Kerry’s new health plan will include porridge-lubed vaginal exams as well - and those fine gents are just loaded with credibility.

Quote for the Day

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing. And from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking and from that to incivility and procrastination." Thomas DeQuincy, author and opium addict.

The Right Wing Must Hate Our Troops!

I got this from the Moonie Washington Times:

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute has published what it calls the "first calendar highlighting prominent conservative women leaders."

The 2005 Conservative Women Calendar features, among others, Ann Coulter, Condoleezza Rice, Phyllis Schlafly, Shemane Nugent, Laura Schlessinger, Michelle Malkin, and Monica Crowley. [All of them, fortunately keep their clothes on.]

The institute said the calendar will be distributed to college students across the country, and that hundreds will be donated to the USO for distribution to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. [I just know the troops will be thrilled. This would have been like getting a calandar with Margaret Truman on it when I was in Vietnam in 1966 - but Phyllis Schlafly, now she’s hot! Unfortunately, anorexic Ann Coulter looks like a corpse in a mini-skirt.]

The calendar is available, for a $25 donation, at the institute's Web site,
www.cblpolicyinstitute.org. Order a bunch and send one to all your friends!

Saturday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2130 EST, 11/26/2004

112 American men and women have died this month; 1233 since the “war” began; and 1094 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1379 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight although thankfully our our sons and daughters are dying at a slightly slower rate recently.

G. Gordon Liddy: Voice of Unreason

“G. Gordon Liddy is vibrating with rage. “Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Qaeda. Just like them," he quivers. "Osama believes there are 72 virgins waiting for him. The environmentalist believes human beings cause global warming. They both want to wreak havoc because of their mad beliefs. What's the difference?” I am lying on a hotel bed in New York City listening to Liddy's radio show and trying to figure out how I can possibly interview this man in half an hour. "Why should we listen to these fulminating feminists, proselytizing poofters, the environmentally ill, these multilateralist UN one-world government worshippers and other politically correct castrati?" he is demanding. "Why?"

“This is how Hate Radio works in America. It numbs you to far right positions; it makes the most depraved politics banal and commonplace. So Ann Coulter talks affectionately of "the benefits of local fascism" and nobody blinks. Michael Savage describes Lindy England as "an American hero" and tells gay listeners, "I hope you get AIDS and die," and we simply avert our gaze. Even a mad criminal like G. Gordon Liddy is accepted as a normal part of the political furniture. Republican politicians appear on his show happily and nod along to his far-right patter.”

Amazed? Read Johann Hari’s whole article in the online
UK Independent. It’s stunning - really.

Dubya got Hisself a Mandate…

Yes indeedy, the President got a mandate, earned capital, political capital, and he’s going to spend it. Click here to see what kind of mandate he’s really got, and where he might spend some of his capital.

The Great Indecency Hoax

From Frank Rich in The New York Times: “If we are to believe the outcry of the past two weeks, America's youth have been defiled en masse - again. This time the dirty deed was done by the actress Nicollette Sheridan, who dropped her towel in the cheesy promotional spot for the runaway hit "Desperate Housewives" that kicked off "Monday Night Football" on ABC.”

“Though seen nationwide, and as early as 6 p.m. on the West Coast, the spot initially caused so little stir that the next morning only two newspapers in the country, both in Philadelphia, reported on it. ABC's switchboards were not swamped by shocked viewers on Monday night. A spokesman for ABC Sports told The Philadelphia Inquirer that he hadn't received a single phone call or e-mail in the immediate aftermath of the broadcast.”

“Even the stunned Mr. Limbaugh, curiously enough, didn't get around to mounting his own diatribe until Wednesday. Mr. Owens's agent, David Joseph, says that the flood of complaints at his office and Mr. Owens's Web site also didn't start until more than 24 hours after the incident - late Tuesday and early Wednesday. Were any of these complainants actual victims (or even viewers) of "Monday Night Football" or were they just a mob assembled after the fact by "family" groups, emboldened by their triumph in smiting "Saving Private Ryan" from 66 ABC stations the week before? Though the F.C.C. said on Wednesday that it had received 50,000 complaints about the N.F.L. affair, it couldn't determine how many of them were duplicates - the kind generated by e-mail campaigns run by political organizations posting form letters ready to be clicked into cyberspace ad infinitum by anyone who has an index finger and two seconds of idle time.”

“Like the Janet Jackson video before it, the new N.F.L. sex tape was now being rebroadcast around the clock so we could revel incessantly in the shock of it all. “ People were so outraged they had to see it 10 times," joked Aaron Brown of CNN … “
“ … there's another, more insidious game being played as well. The F.C.C. and the family values crusaders alike are cooking their numbers. The first empirical evidence was provided this month by Jeff Jarvis, a former TV Guide critic turned blogger. He had the ingenious idea of filing a Freedom of Information Act request to see the actual viewer complaints that drove the F.C.C. to threaten Fox and its affiliates with the largest indecency fine to date - $1.2 million for the sins of a now-defunct reality program called "Married by America.” Though the F.C.C. had cited 159 public complaints in its legal case against Fox, the documents obtained by Mr. Jarvis showed that there were actually only 90 complaints, written by 23 individuals. Of those 23, all but 2 were identical repetitions of a form letter posted by the Parents Television Council. In other words, the total of actual, discrete complaints about "Married by America" was 3.”
[Three! Count ‘em, three!]

“Those who cherish the First Amendment can only hope that the Traditional Values Coalition, OneMillionMoms.com, OneMillionDads .com and all the rest send every e-mail they can to the F.C.C. demanding punitive action against the stations that broadcast "Desperate Housewives.” A "moral values" crusade that stands between a TV show this popular and its audience will quickly learn the limits of its power in a country where entertainment is god.” [Damn, where’s my hero James Dobson when I need him?]


We used to have “Family Hour” from 8:00 to 9:00, but Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Network killed that off and the “real” networks had to compete or die. Now Fox News Channel is “leading” again with its right-wing agitprop and MSNBC and CNN are conforming. But, hey, Bill O’Reilly’s looking out for you! Read the article.

Quote of the Day...

“The [Texas] Court of Criminal Appeals, long criticized by defense lawyers as being pro-prosecution, voted 5 to 3 to uphold the conviction in 1998 despite DNA tests showing Criner was not the source of semen in the victim. Writing for the majority, Judge Sharon Keller said it was possible the girl had earlier engaged in consensual sex with someone other than Criner and that Criner, while raping her, had used a condom. The ruling is infamous among defense lawyers here, who ridicule it as "the unindicted co-ejaculator theory." From the Washington Post [a while ago - I’ve been saving these quotes as I come upon them for a long time]

Sweet Mother of…

Goodness, this is one funny but really obscene rant! If you don’t mind bad language, go to (I’ll edit the link) - f**kthesouth.com. It’s hilarious, and really, really crude.

From the Weekly World News…

MUSLIM DOGS MUST WEAR BURQAS
By Scott Stevens

As if it isn't bad enough that many Muslim women in the Middle East are forced to wear burqas -- now a new edict insists female dogs must wear them, too

"Muslim men got upset watching male dogs sniffing females and then mounting them in public," says Omar Jahal, a Muslim sociologist. "They found it indecent. The dog burqas nip that in the bud.

" The canine burqas -- called barkas -- cover everything but the animal's eyes and ears.


Women in Muslim countries are required to wear burqas so that men don't become sexually aroused.

"In a society where even a woman's ankle is enough to trigger an uproar that she's being suggestive, it's not absurd to say that the sight of dogs going at it the streets can have a similar effect," says Jamal.

"Quite frankly, I think some of the men were jealous that their dogs were having more fun than they were."

Many moderate Muslims have protested the pet burqas. "It makes us look ridiculous," says Mohammed Qootip, a student, who owns a female collie. "Also, it makes it difficult to recognize our dogs. And half the time they end up soiling the burqa. It's a mess." It may be "ruff" but for now, top imams say, the "barkas" are here to stay.

Friday

Dead-Check in Falluja

From the Village Voice we have the above title article chronicling a Marine unit in Iraq. Some excerpts: One thing military officials are not saying is that the behavior of the Marine in the video closely conforms to training that is fairly standard in some units. Marines call executing wounded combatants "dead-checking."

"They teach us to do dead-checking when we're clearing rooms," an enlisted Marine recently returned from Iraq told me. "You put two bullets into the guy's chest and one in the brain. But when you enter a room where guys are wounded you might not know if they're alive or dead. So they teach us to dead-check them by pressing them in the eye with your boot, because generally a person, even if he's faking being dead, will flinch if you poke him there. If he moves, you put a bullet in the brain. You do this to keep the momentum going when you're flowing through a building. You don't want a guy popping up behind you and shooting you."


A sergeant in the platoon told me he had consulted with his priest about killing. The priest had told him it was all right to kill for his government so long as he didn't enjoy it. … then, the sergeant told me, he'd reconsidered what his priest had told him about killing. "Where the f**k did Jesus say it's OK to kill people for your government? Any priest who tells me that has got no credibility."


Another Marine in the unit I followed—a Democrat's dream, he returned home from fighting in Falluja in time to vote for Kerry—added, "Americans celebrate war in their movies. We like to see visions of evil being defeated by good. When the people at home glimpse the reality of war, that it's a bloodbath, they freak out. We are a subculture they created and programmed to fight their wars. You have to become a psycho to kill like we do. To most Marines that guy in the mosque was just someone who didn't get hit in the right place the first time we shot him. I probably would have put a bullet in his brain if I'd been there. If the American public doesn't like the violence of war, maybe before they start the next war they shouldn't rush so much."

The article is frightening and a window on the "war."

Quote of the Day…

"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons." Will Cuppy, humorist and journalist

Let them eat pound cake

Joe Conason over at Salon has some interesting thoughts on what we should be “thankful” for this Thanksgiving.

He suggests that we godless liberals “politely explain what Bush and his administration plan to do to the gullible middle-class voters who re-elected him.” That we should, “Remind them how the President promised to make taxes "fairer" and "simpler," to make health care more widely available and to cut the deficit in half.”

So who pays? You and I do. He says, “Assuming that your Republican relatives despise Hollywood liberals, misbehaving athletes, foul-mouthed hip-hop artists, and George Soros, it's worth pointing out that the Bush tax scheme will greatly benefit such pampered "elitists.” And thanks to Bush's repeal of the estate tax, the children of those elitists may never have to pay any income taxes, let alone do any work, for the rest of their lives!” … “ To offset those generous new breaks for Soros, Barbra Streisand and Eminem, the White House wants to eliminate the deductibility of state and local tax payments. For most middle-class taxpayers that will constitute a far larger burden than any benefit from the Bush plan. (Urge everybody to check last year's tax return if they don't believe you. Have them compare the piddling interest from their savings to the amount they deducted in state and local taxes.)”

Joe goes on: “Although he neglected to discuss any such proposal during the presidential campaign, when he emphasized his commitment to expand health coverage, Bush reportedly plans to eliminate corporate deductions for health insurance coverage. With company health plans already under tremendous pressure from increasing costs, the elimination of deductibility will make insurance unaffordable for most companies (and will certainly give all employers an excuse for eliminating those benefits). That will leave wage and salary earners to fend for themselves against the big private insurers. Take a generous sip of chardonnay and say, "What a deal!"

Hey, Bill O’Reilly and George Bush - they’re looking out for you!

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2130 EST, 11/25/2004

Something to be thankful for: No change since yesterday.

109 American men and women have died this month; 1230 since the “war” began; and 1091 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1376 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight although thankfully our our sons and daughters are dying at a slower rate recently.

Our National Guard… 3rd Class Citizens?

This from the 11/25 Los Angeles Times:

Troops from California describe a prison-like, demoralized camp in New Mexico that's short on gear and setting them up for high casualties.

The Guard troops … had been told, for example, that the vehicles they would drive in Iraq would not be armored, a common complaint among their counterparts already serving overseas.They also said the bulk of their training had been basic, such as first aid and rifle work, and not "theater-specific" to Iraq. They are supposed to be able to use night-vision goggles, for instance, because many patrols in Iraq take place in darkness. But one group of 200 soldiers trained for just one hour with 30 pairs of goggles, which they had to pass around quickly, soldiers said.The soldiers said they had received little or no training for operations that they expected to undertake in Iraq, from convoy protection to guarding against insurgents' roadside bombs.


One said he has put together a diary of what he called "wasted days" of training. It lists 95 days, he said, during which the soldiers learned nothing that would prepare them for Iraq.[An Army commander promised that he would make] two field commanders available on Tuesday to answer specific questions from the Los Angeles Times about the training, but that did not happen.

The soldiers also said they were risking courts-martial or other punishment by speaking publicly about their situation. But Staff Sgt. Lorenzo Dominguez, 45, one of the soldiers who allowed his identity to be revealed, said he feared that if nothing changed, men in his platoon would be killed in Iraq.

Dominguez said, "Some of us are going to die there, and some of us are going to die unnecessarily because of the lack of training," he said. "So I don't care. Let them court-martial me. I want the American public to know what is going on. My men are guilty of one thing: volunteering to serve their country. And we are at the end of our rope."


The unit at Fort Dix referred to in the article was from New England, Massachusetts or Maine and had the same basic complaints, inadequate training and the lockdown. Why are we doing this to these people?

Thursday

Well, Duh!

Terror war seen hurting U.S. in Muslim world:
Radicals gain new stature, Pentagon advisory panel says.

Read all about it at:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6577524/

Jerry Falwell Thanks God for Faux News!

In his November 21 Thanksgiving broadcast the esteemed Rev thanked the Lord for unbiased, fair and balanced reporting from media sources such as the “FOX News Channel, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh,” which he said are "telling the truth." No, really, Swear to Gawd, he said that!

Go read the clip at Media Matters for America, which you should visit regularly anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Garrison Keillor of Prairie Home Companion fame sent out this joke for Thanksgiving (it’s a rerun, but apropos):

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every phrase out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music and doing anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."John was stunned. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I respectfully ask what the turkey did?"

Saith the CIA: “The CIA is No ‘Rogue’ Agency”

John McLaughlin, Deputy Director (for the moment) of the CIA, said in November 24’s Post that the criticism of the CIA is out of line.

McLaughlin said, “Seldom in my memory has there been such intense controversy about the CIA. Seldom has so much of what is said been so distorted and misinformed. … The time has come to turn down the temperature of the debate, to take a deep breath, and to get some balance and thoughtfulness into the discussion.”


McLaughlin somewhat despairs at the assault the agency he’s served for most of his life is undergoing. What I find strange is that it seems to be the whipping boy for the bad intelligence conjured up by the administration. My understanding is that the CIA had most of the analysis right, with some wrong. The administration’s in-house operation, created because the CIA’s information didn’t match the conclusions the administration needed, had virtually everything wrong. Yet, even people with some integrity such as Senator McCain have joined the CIA witch hunt.

McLaughlin continues: “What I do know beyond a doubt is that the CIA was not institutionally plotting against the president, as some allege. The accusation is absurd. CIA officers are career professionals who work for the president. They see this as a solemn duty, regardless of which party holds the White House. Has everyone ruled out the possibility that the intelligence community during this period was simply doing its job -- calling things as it saw them -- and that people with a wide array of motives found it advantageous to put out this material when the CIA's views seemed at odds with the administration's?”
“Like the U.S. military, our nation's intelligence officers face daunting challenges now and for years to come. Constructive criticism can help. Tirades and hyperbole will not.”


McLaughlin’s words are worth your time.

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2130 EST, 11/24/2004

109 American men and women have died this month; 1230 since the “war” began; and 1091 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1376 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight although thankfully our our sons and daughters are dying at a slower rate recently.

Quote for the Day…

"History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes." --Thomas Jefferson to Alexander von Humboldt, 1813

Why I Love the “Christian” “Right”

“If America's secular liberals think they have it rough now, just wait till the Second Coming.”

“The ‘Left Behind’ series, the best-selling novels for adults in the U.S., enthusiastically depict Jesus returning to slaughter everyone who is not a born-again Christian. The world's Hindus, Muslims, Jews and agnostics, along with many Catholics and Unitarians, [and Episcopalians, Presbyterians, you name ‘em] are heaved into everlasting fire: "Jesus merely raised one hand a few inches and . . . they tumbled in, howling and screeching."

“Gosh, what an uplifting scene!”

“If Saudi Arabians wrote an Islamic version of this series, we would furiously demand that sensible Muslims repudiate such hatemongering. We should hold ourselves to the same standard.”

Nick Kristof wrote those words today in his column in the
New York Times. The hypocrisy of these Christians who wring their hands over your fate: eyeballs boiling in your skull, bones flaming, etc. is remarkable. Then again, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show may have nailed it - when they get “raptured,” we get their stuff. Cool!

[I just spell checked this and my spell checker suggested “ruptured” for “raptured.” What’s not to like?]

Wednesday

Dreadful Economic News From A Guy Who Would Know…

“Stephen Roach, the chief economist at investment banking giant Morgan Stanley, has a public reputation for being bearish.”

“But you should hear what he's saying in private. Roach met select groups of fund managers downtown last week, including a group at Fidelity.”

“His prediction: America has no better than a 10 percent chance of avoiding economic “Armageddon.''


Roach sees a 30 percent chance of a slump soon and a 60 percent chance that "we'll muddle through for a while and delay the eventual armageddon.''

The chance we'll get through OK: one in 10. Maybe.

Yikes sez his Crankiness! The above material came from the Boston Herald at
http://business.bostonherald.com/businessNews/view.bg?articleid=55356.

That deficit spending and those tax cuts are gonna’ get us. [I got the link from the
DailyKos.]

Iraq Casualty Count as of 2130 EST, 11/23/2004

107 American men and women have died this month; 1228 since the “war” began; and 1089 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1374 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight

This is nifty: Maps and Cartograms of the Election Results…

Not your ordinary maps: Cartographers from the University of Michigan have plotted the election results on something called cartograms (I never heard of them either).

So then, a cartogram is a map in which the sizes of states have been rescaled according to their population. That is, states are drawn with a size proportional not to their sheer topographic acreage -- which has little to do with politics -- but to the number of their inhabitants, states with more people appearing larger than states with fewer, regardless of their actual area on the ground. Thus, on such a map, the state of Rhode Island, with its 1.1 million inhabitants, would appear about twice the size of Wyoming, which has half a million, even though Wyoming has 60 times the acreage of Rhode Island.

This results in some really strange perspectives. Check it out here:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/

Quote of the Day...

“People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.” Dame Rebecca West, critic and novelist

Swift Boat Group Still Pursues Kerry...

The Onion (America’s Finest News Source) reported yesterday that the Swift Boat Vets are still hounding Senator Kerry.

At the center of the group's efforts is a $1.8 million television ad campaign that includes spots questioning Kerry's ability to make quick decisions in a fast-food line, leave adequate distance between his car and the next in heavy traffic, and take proper care of his lawn. The ads have run in heavy rotation throughout the Boston area since Kerry gave his concession speech Nov. 3, and local television affiliates confirmed that the group has purchased airtime through the summer of 2005.

In one ad, titled "Anything At All," former Navy gunner Andrew Elder addresses the camera while sitting in front of black-and-white, Vietnam-era photos of Kerry. "John Kerry is a ruthless man who will do anything to get ahead," Elder says. "If he was willing to betray America to our Vietnamese enemies, can he really be trusted to sell you cookies at his church bake sale?"

Read the entire article here:
Kerry Article

Tuesday

Today's Quote

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” Douglas Adams, from A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Now this is, er, funny?

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The Wrong Powell Resigned --

The good soldier left while his changeling whelp is still in the government. John Aravosis at AmericaBlog steered me here. Tom Shales, the TV critic at The Washington Post just fries Michael Powell, present Chairman of the FCC, and the lovely chap responsible for the current uneasiness in the broadcast industry about what is and what is not appropriate to put on the air and when.

Here are a few excerpts: “Powell ignores or condemns anyone who opposes him. Though FCC chairmen have labored mostly in obscurity, Powell has managed to make himself famous; he's the Torquemada of the insane campaign now being waged against "obscenity" on the airwaves.”


And another, when Shales is discussing previous Chairmen: “Powell belongs at the bottom of the barrel with the lowliest of the bunch. He is an agenda masquerading as a man, the proverbial pompous ass and, worse, a genuine threat to freedom of speech.”

Read the full article here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A62718-2004Nov19.html

Another world-class selection brought to you by the Bush Administration!

Speaking of Tom the BugBoy...

This will make you a bit queasy. Go to Ari Berman’s Daily Outrage and scope out The K Street Project. One more thing I didn’t know about. This beaut is led by DeLay and anti-tax zealot Grover Norquist-- it monitors the party affiliation and political donations of Capital Hill lobbyists as part of their efforts to intimidate top firms into ousting Democrats and hiring only Republicans.

Read Ari’s post, it’s an eye opener. [And if you don’t know about Grover Norquist, he’s your worst nightmare, trust me -- well unless you’re living on your interest and dividends, or your capital gains. In any event, your kids and grandkids are in jeopardy if this guy's ideas are implemented.]

Yesterday's Iraq Casualty Count...

106 American men and women have died this month; 1227 since the “war” began; and 1088 since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier. There have been 1373 total allied deaths and tens of thousands of Iraqis killed. There is no end in sight.

Monday

Another godless liberal pinko chimes in...

RED STATE WELFARE QUEENS

By Mike Hudson, November 18, 2004, The Niagara Falls Reporter

There's not a week that goes by here at the Niagara Falls Reporter that we don't get our fair share of hate mail.

Sometimes it's locally generated but, more often than not, it originates in what are commonly referred to these days as the "Red States.” The writers have apparently stumbled across the paper on the Internet and become outraged at what they interpret to be our liberal, left-leaning, godless bias.

Perhaps they ran a Google search on "Rush Limbaugh" and "addled drug addict" or "Bill Bennett" and "degenerate gambler.” Our name is more likely to come up if you type in "George Bush" and "moron."

The fact that we publish in New York -- or "Jew-York" as some wags south of the Mason-Dixon line would have it -- doesn't help.

There are, apparently, a lot of people living to the south and west who think of the Empire State as pretty much a suburb of New York City. In their mind's eye, they picture me and Staba, Bruce and the Redhead sipping lattes somewhere on the Upper West Side of Manhattan and it makes them mad.

Mean mad.

They tell us they're going to kill us or that we need to get right with God.

They say we should be ashamed of ourselves for electing Hillary Clinton as our senator.

They characterize our viewpoints as being to the left of Teddy Kennedy's, completely oblivious to the fact that we kind of take that as a compliment.

But if there is one common thread in these letters, be they from Florida or Mississippi or Texas or Utah, it's that we here in New York aren't faring as well, economically, as they are.

We have the highest state and local taxes, they point out, blaming it on our godless, liberal social welfare policies. The taxes, they say, are what's driving industry out of the Northeast and upper Midwest down into the welcoming arms of Dixie. They're quick to tell you that the unemployment problems we are experiencing are a natural consequence of the tax-and-spend policies of the Democrats we've elected to office.

Which hadn't struck me as all that far-fetched.

Who can deny the go-go economy of, say, North Carolina when compared New York or New Jersey?

So I was glad last week to hook up with the Tax Foundation, a nonprofit, nonpartisan organization formed by a group of businessmen in 1937 to combat what they viewed as the massive federal tax increases enacted by President Franklin Roosevelt.

Liberal they're not.

The Tax Foundation keeps track of the amount of federal income tax paid by individual and corporate taxpayers in each of the 50 states, and then figures out how much on the dollar the various states get back.

Here in New York, for example, we get back 80 cents for every dollar we send to Washington.

New Jersey taxpayers get back 57 cents.

In John Kerry's home state of Massachusetts -- "Taxa-chusetts," George W. Bush sneered -- they receive a return of 78 cents on the dollar.

Few of the "Blue States" get as much back from the federal government as they pay.

The Red States do, though.

They get it back and then some.

All those Republicans up in Alaska get $1.89 for every dollar they send to Washington, nearly double.

The Bible-thumpers down in West Virginia cost us $1.86 on the dollar, and those self-reliant cowboys out in Montana rake in $1.60.

While the Mormon religion places strictures on its members accepting government money in the form of public assistance, it turns out that the whole damn state of Utah is on welfare, receiving $1.20 for every dollar they put in.

According to the Tax Foundation study, every one of the Red States gets as much or more than it pays, with the exception of Nevada. [Go here to see the report:
http://www.taxfoundation.org/taxingspending.html]

In other words, the 20 cents New Yorkers don't get back, the 43 cents our neighbors in New Jersey don't get back, the 22 cents Massachusetts taxpayers don't get back and all the money people living in Wisconsin, Washington, New Hampshire, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Connecticut and California don't get back goes to fund the thriving, God-fearing, gay-bashing, morally superior economies of the South and West.

Shortchanged state and local governments in the Blue States are forced to make up the difference, which goes a long way toward explaining why our property, sales, and income taxes are so high.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind when some cretinous Bill O'Reilly fan e-mails me with his thoughts regarding my race and sexuality, then closes by saying he prays for the deaths of my entire family.

I just wish I wasn't paying for his Internet connection.


[From Bruce: A $1.00 in taxes to Uncle in the following states gets you: FL - $1.00, MD- $1.34, NC - $1.09, VA - $1.58, WV - $1.82, and the winner and long time champeen: NM: $1.99]

A Moment of Silence

On this date, in 1963, John Fitzgerald Kennedy was assassinated. I often wonder how the world might be different if he had lived. Oh well.

Porter Goss' Purge

From Josh Marshall’s Talking Points Memo (@ www.talkingpointsmemo.com), a moderately scary piece on lobotomizing the CIA:

(November 15, 2004 -- 12:34 PM EDT)
“Briefly, on the
purge underway at the CIA...

Given all that has happened over the last four years, it is easy for critics of the president to fall into the comforting but mistaken assumption that intelligence, foreign policy, or military 'professionals' always know more or are wiser than outsiders and political appointees. Go back and read a biography of Franklin Roosevelt or Winston Churchill to see how mistaken that assumption can be.

All bureaucracies -- whether designed to make widgets, issue drivers licenses, run spies, or drop bombs -- have tendencies toward risk aversion and group think.

But here we have a record.

There has been a running battle along these 'political appointees' versus 'the professionals' lines at the Pentagon, the CIA and, to a much lesser degree, the State Department for more than three years. And by and large the Bush administration's 'political appointees' have been wrong almost every time. There are a few exceptions at the Pentagon -- the early stages of the Afghan campaign being the best example. But at the CIA it's really been pretty much a shutout. And a number of those screw-ups have been ones of catastrophic proportions.

Yes, some of the commissions and investigations have worked to muddle or obscure this fact. And that's not to say that the CIA has gotten everything right. But in the cases where they got things wrong, it was always the case the White House and the rest of the administration was pushing for wrong+1 or more likely wrong-squared.

In our reporting on the Niger uranium fiasco, we tried to get very deep into what people at the State Department and the CIA were thinking about the Niger claims in the final months before the war. And the answer you hear in most cases when you ask why this or that problem with the evidence wasn't scrutinized more closely in those dwindling days, the answer you get, after you push past the rigamarole is that there wasn't much point. The die was cast. We were going to war one way or another, better to spend time preparing for it than churning over evidence the reliability or authenticity of which no one cared about anyway.

We will continue to cover and discuss the particulars. But the larger point is simple and clear. On every significant point of conflict between the Bush administration and the country's cadre of intelligence professionals, the Bush political appointees turned out to be wrong. Often very wrong, and with disastrous consequences. Sometimes the intel folks were wrong too; but when that was so, the appointees were always more wrong.

This is not argumentative or hyperbole or even up for much serious dispute.

And the upshot of all that we've seen, the result of all those struggles over the last three years is that the 'appointees' are purging the 'professionals'. Another way to put it is that the folks who were always wrong and often catastrophically wrong are rooting out the folks who were often right and sometimes somewhat wrong. The answer to politicized intelligence, it turns out, is a more thorough politicization of intelligence and the elimination of those who resisted political pressure.

If you think this is just a Washington squabble or political debating point you'd be mistaken. Because your lives, and those of your families and friends, may very well be on the line.”

All I can say is Yikes!

Today's Quote

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." — Henry Louis Mencken

Damn, we're almost there...

Sunday

The NRA as Disingenuous Fraudmeisters?

I skim the Washington Post online daily to see what’s going on in my old stomping grounds. I lived something like 30 to 60 miles from the White House from 1969 until 2003.

There is a lot of hoopla lately in Virginia about gun nuts who carry their handguns openly, which has been legal for a long time, but is becoming more common lately and is a bit in your face in Starbucks or the Golden Arches. Open carry makes the ordinary citizens uncomfortable and reasonably so. Most men stopped carrying their guns when they were eight years old - and those were loaded with caps. Anyway, there was a lengthy article on Sunday, November 14th starring a chap named Richard Van Cleave. Mr. Van Cleave is proud of his handguns and matches them to his outfits. He is proud about how the establishment is cowed by the gun “rights” movement. Each time I read about a deluded gun enthusiast like our Dickie, I have to shake my head at how he and his ilk have been brain washed by the NRA. They have all bought into the NRA’s baloney that they have a “Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.”

"A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." That’s the Second Amendment. Back when it was written, the states actually had militias. Not only that, the militias were regulated, in that they were required to train, supply their own weapon, and whatnot. It was not just the general populace hanging around with guns on their hips repelling godless liberals. Now we’ve got the National Guard - well, sort of, since most of those poor folks are getting their butts shot at in Iraq. Their weapons and equipment are supplied by the government, but they are still not the populace at large, and they do a considerable amount of training. A bunch to begin with, then a weekend each month and two or three weeks each summer. These are not good old boys with guns and pickup trucks. In no way can any group who describes themselves as a "militia" today actually be construed as what the founding fathers had in mind.

A little history: In the early 1980s, the Supreme Court addressed the Second Amendment issue after the town of Morton Grove, Illinois, passed an ordinance banning handguns (making certain reasonable exceptions for law enforcement, the military, and collectors). After the town was sued on Second Amendment grounds, the Illinois Supreme Court and the U.S. Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that not only was the ordinance valid, but there was no individual right to keep and bear arms under the Second Amendment (Quillici v. Morton Grove). In October 1983, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal of this ruling, allowing the lower court rulings to stand.

In 1991, former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger referred to the Second Amendment as "the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word ‘fraud,' on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime...[the NRA] ha(s) misled the American people and they, I regret to say, they have had far too much influence on the Congress of the United States than as a citizen I would like to see - and I am a gun man.” Burger also wrote, "The very language of the Second Amendment refutes any argument that it was intended to guarantee every citizen an unfettered right to any kind of weapon...Surely the Second Amendment does not remotely guarantee every person the constitutional right to have a ‘Saturday Night Special' or a machine gun without any regulation whatever. There is no support in the Constitution for the argument that federal and state governments are powerless to regulate the purchase of such firearms..."

Since the Miller decision, lower federal and state courts have addressed the meaning of the Second Amendment in more than
thirty cases. In every case, up until March of 1999 (see below), the courts decided that the Second Amendment refers to the right to keep and bear arms only in connection with a state militia. Even more telling, in its legal challenges to federal firearms laws like the Brady Law and the assault weapons ban, the National Rifle Association makes no mention of the Second Amendment. Indeed, the National Rifle Association has not challenged a gun law on Second Amendment grounds in several years.

On March 30, 1999, U.S. District Judge for Northern Texas (of course !) Sam R. Cummings restored a domestic abuser's firearms, citing the Second Amendment as guaranteeing an individual right to keep and bear arms. This decision flies in the face of years of precedence and jurisprudence and can only be viewed as a renegade decision. In his opinion, Judge Cummings was unable to follow usual judicial practice and cite legal precedents that undergird his decision because there are none. This ruling has been appealed and since that decision, two federal courts, including a higher Circuit court, have ruled that the Second Amendment does not guarantee an individual right to keep and bear arms (Gillespie v. City of Indianapolis). [This paragraph and the previous three were lifted intact from the Brady Campaign website at:
http://www.bradycampaign.org/facts/issues/?page=second.]

Lest you think that I’m some sort of anti-gun wacko, I’m not; I own handguns, rifles, and shotguns. I was a very active trapshooter before I moved down here to Eastern Carolina where they don’t shoot much trap. I once had a concealed carry permit in Virginia. I don’t, however, think much of the NRA. But I digress

So then, we know that the NRA trumpets only half of the Second Amendment. Much more importantly, the NRA clearly doesn’t believe its own propaganda. The NRA was a party in the Quillici v. Morton Grove case, which lost in federal court and lost on appeal, and was denied certiorari by the Supremes - essentially another loss.

The District of Columbia also has a law that prohibits its citizens from owning handguns; presumably by the NRA’s standards, this law is also unconstitutional. In the 25-plus years that law has been on the books, the NRA appears to have never challenged that outrageous affront to the Second Amendment in court. I believe the NRA has also not challenged the City of New York’s anti-handgun law. With this lack of court action, the informed observer would have to conclude that after the Morton Grove losses, the NRA has learned its lesson.

How then do they continue to wield the political power that they wield? This organization petrifies the politicians. All it takes is the NRA telling its base that so-and-so wants to “take away your guns” and you’re a goner. Yet the power appears to be based on a right that the NRA claims is in the Constitution, but each time a clear violation of the claimed “right” occurs, the NRA dodges or hides or sues on some other grounds.

I was a member of the NRA back in the 1960’s and early 1970’s. No longer. I believe that NRA is misleading its members and collecting millions of dollars in dues while they are promoting a nonexistent “right.” Can Mr. Van Cleave really be championing a cause that is actually a fraud?

And now for something completely different...

Binding a Nation's Wounds
Hey, liberals. Here's a balm. A time balm

By Gene Weingarten,November 21, 2004, The Washington Post

[Gene Weingarten is the Post's Sunday Magazine humor columnist. He is always good, but this week's column is something special - unless you thump Bibles and have buckteeth. I encourage you to read him weekly at www.washingtonpost.com]

We enter this holiday season a traumatized, polarized nation. As an alleged polarizer -- a member of the so-called "liberal" media elite -- I want to help in the important process of binding our wounds. Remember, people, we are all of us brothers and sisters, whether you happen to be one of those people who voted for Kerry, or one of those ignorant, bucktoothed, lunatic, Bible-thumping bumpkins who voted for Bush.

Just kidding, ignorant bumpkins! The truth is that we are not that far apart. This election was no slam-dunk. It was not exactly a choice between Abraham Lincoln and a chicken, if you know what I mean. This one was pure poultry. See? That is one area in which we can find common ground!

Another is on the issue of Expectations. Polls have shown that each side in the presidential election feared that if its guy lost, the country would go to Hell in the proverbial handbasket. (And that the handbasket, which would have to be woven to roughly the size of North America, would be outsourced to India.) Well, relax. History has shown us that things seldom turn out as poorly as the losers fear. For example, when Mussolini was elected prime minister of Italy, those who voted against him feared he would become a ruthless, pompous tyrant, loot the treasury, get really fat and bring the country into a suicidal alliance with the darkest forces of mankind. Well, it turns out he stayed pretty trim, as can be seen by those photos of him hanging upside down in the street as people danced and sang.

Now, I know that liberals expect the worst. Liberals think that just because President Bush won convincingly, and Republicans collected an emboldened majority in both houses of Congress, America will shift to the right so dramatically that it will collide with Portugal. They think that we will begin invading small countries for frivolous reasons, such as that we want their sorghum. They think we will so inflame global hatreds that we will destabilize the world the way a baseball bat destabilizes a flamingo. They think we will become a corporate kleptocracy -- that big businesses will no longer even have to go through the formality of getting tax breaks because the federal treasury will simply mail them cash. That the portraits of the presidents on our money will be replaced by portraits of famous robber barons. That it will be illegal to be black. That Planned Parenthood clinics will be allowed to issue only chastity belts and clothes hangers. That the pledge of Allegiance will include the phrase ". . . under our Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God, King of the Patriarchs, Master of the Apostles, Redeemer of Souls, Shepherd of the Only True Way, Vanquisher of Islam . . ." That, in terms of puritanical zeal, we will come to resemble 17th-century Salem, with ritual stoning of heretics or potty-mouths. That we will be forced to use words such as "thee" and "thine." That it will be illegal to have sex unless you are wearing pajamas.

Hang on, I have to go lie down a minute. Okay, I'm back.

My point is that these things are silly and probably won't happen. At least not all of them. I know that our leaders are people of goodwill, who honestly want to do what they think is right -- the way, for example, that Alfred Nobel wanted to produce a safe and peaceful tool for construction and excavation. It was called dynamite.

My plea, therefore, as you and your family sit down to Thanksgiving dinner, is that you focus not on what divides us as a nation but on those things that unite us as a people. We are not Democrats and Republicans, or liberals and conservatives, or intellectuals and dimwitted yee-haws. We are Americans, facing our future together. And it is a bright future. Very, very bright. Practically thermonuclear.

Hang on. I have to go lie down.

Find this at: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54960-2004Nov16.html



Tom the BugBoy

"I understand the Democrat Party's adjustment to their national minority status is frustrating, but their crushing defeat should show them that the American people are tired of the politics of personal
destruction."
Tom DeLay, 11/19/2004

So former exterminator and slimy politician extraordinaire DeLay thinks the American people are tired of the politics of personal destruction? These self-righteous betrayers of their oaths nauseate me.

I wonder what those tired American people who get their news from Fox would think if they knew that the Swift Boat Liars have been completely discredited? Those same tired Americans probably never heard about a report in June by FactCheck.org, a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania found that 75% of the Bush campaign’s 67,000 ads were negative compared to 27% of Kerry’s ads - and Tom the BugBoy has the nerve to blather about politics of personal destruction. Kiss my nether parts!

I actually know people who watch only Fox News, saying that the mainline network are too liberal. Sadly, many Fox News watchers are the same folks who, evidence to the contrary, still believe that Saddam had direct ties to Al Qaeda; had weapons of mass destruction; and was involved in the 9/11 tragedy. All of these “facts” have been disproved over and over again, by weapons inspectors, the 9/11 Commission, and have been accepted by most of the world, even President Bush. That leaves only Fox News watchers (and Dick Cheney) as the remaining true believers. True believers, you’ve got to love them - or something.

OK, Here's Number 1

I sent this out to my victims on November 6th:

OK, I was united for America on Wednesday, November 3rd. I stopped being united on November 4th.

Bring America together my ass…

A week or two before the election the Kerry campaign cited a New York Times article about a private Bush meeting with big party donors where Dubya said the Social Security privatization was going to be one of the top items on the agenda in January. Bush's spokesman dismissed the charge that he favored privatization or benefit cutting as a "false, baseless attack."

On Thursday, November 4th, two days after the election, George announced his press conference that tax simplification and Social Security reform are at the top of his agenda - gosh, what a suprise.

Let me also predict that tax simplification will simplify the way for the rich to get richer and wage earners to continue to hang on by their fingernails. Probably we’re going to see some additional reductions in the rates on investment, interest, and capital gains income. Perhaps a Value Added Tax - that’s also a good deal for high earners and a bad deal for the little guys. Either way, the folks who inherited their money and hang out by the pool and tennis courts pay tax at a lower rate than the troops dying in Iraq.

I’m glad to see that the “moral values” that red-state America seems to love so much include lying and screwing the less fortunate.

Yup, then George also announced that he is reaching out to “people who share our goals,” not everyone, just those who “share our goals.” Interesting message there - I guess the rest of us can go Cheney ourselves if we don’t share the Bush administration goals: destruction of the environment, war on false pretenses, American gulags, tax cuts for fatcats, and let’s not forget the go-it-alone foreign “policy” that has earned us the contempt of the world. I could go on. Reaching out -hah!

Molly Ivins, my favorite rabble rousing Texas columnist wrote: “Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could. He said the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast. Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You leave it on there until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't kill chickens again.”

She continues: “The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.”

And finally: “And at least Democrats won't have to clean up after him until it is real clear to everyone who made the mess.”

Good on yer, Molly! And yes, I’m pissed!

OK, OK, after this, I’ll let it be for a while, I promise. Really! Swear to God!