Yee-Haw, it’s Friday, are you ready for the RAPTURE?

As you all are aware, our loony right-wing-fundamentalist friends at www.raptureready.com publish a weekly “Rapture Index” indicating how likely it is that the Second Coming is, well - coming.

OK rapture fans, two weeks ago, when last I updated you, the index was 153. This week it’s 152. Remember, the record high is at 182 set the week of September 24, 2001 and the record low is at 57 and was set during the week of December 12, 1993.

Since I didn’t update you last week (I was on “hiatus”) and this week we have a wash, with an increase of one in the index for the Economy and a decrease of one in the index for Persia (Iran). Hmmm, last week we must have had a decrease. I wonder why?

Oh well, if the rapture comes, all the right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigots will disappear and we’ll get their stuff. That’s surely not a bad thing.

The bad news is that a substantial number of those right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigoted buttheads are running our nation. These people believe that the rapture is going to happen sooner rather than later, so why not rape the earth.

Read all about the index and the values that go into the final value here.