Oh no, Dr. Alex!

From the UK Daily Record: “A JAILED drug dealer is claiming £30,000 damages for a bizarre internal examination - using porridge as a lubricant.”

“Former prison doctor Alexander McFarlane admits he used milk from an old bowl of porridge when he examined Colin Hancock in Perth Prison.”

“But he denies Hancock's claim the porridge was also covered in cigarette ash.”

I understand the Swift Boat Vets claim that John Kerry’s new health plan will include porridge-lubed vaginal exams as well - and those fine gents are just loaded with credibility.