Saturday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Friday, 04/22/2005

Two more American deaths - 33 Americans died this month. 1427 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1567 since Bush’s War began. 1744 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

Dubya has finally managed to hit a milestone in the wounded and maimed department - he broke 12,000. What is really sad is that the body armor and helmets that our men and women are wearing protect them from a lot of “stuff” that would have killed them in Vietnam. Sadly, not from brain injuries or lost limbs, or missing eyes. Oh well. Nonetheless, 12,022 American men and women have been wounded, 134 between 4/13 and 4/19.

These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Remember, it's not about God. It's about wealth and power and using the supposedly godly to push through the most ungodly policies this nation has ever seen. It's fascism with a cross instead of a swastika.” Randolph T. Holhut, American journalist

Yee-Haw, it’s Friday, are you ready for the RAPTURE?

As you all are aware, our loony right-wing-fundamentalist friends at www.raptureready.com publish a weekly “Rapture Index” indicating how likely it is that the Second Coming is, well - coming.

OK rapture fans, two weeks ago, when last I updated you, the index was 153. This week it’s 152. Remember, the record high is at 182 set the week of September 24, 2001 and the record low is at 57 and was set during the week of December 12, 1993.

Since I didn’t update you last week (I was on “hiatus”) and this week we have a wash, with an increase of one in the index for the Economy and a decrease of one in the index for Persia (Iran). Hmmm, last week we must have had a decrease. I wonder why?

Oh well, if the rapture comes, all the right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigots will disappear and we’ll get their stuff. That’s surely not a bad thing.

The bad news is that a substantial number of those right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigoted buttheads are running our nation. These people believe that the rapture is going to happen sooner rather than later, so why not rape the earth.

Read all about the index and the values that go into the final value here.

On the other hand…

Courtesy of the Smirking Chimp, we have this:

I'll gladly stay behind
By Brenda Peterson, April 21, 2005,
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

A neighbor recently insisted I read the Left Behind series. "Especially now after 9/11," he said, "and the blessed countdown for the Rapture has begun."

"Why are you so ... well, cheerful, about the end of the Earth?” I asked him.

He gazed at me with the true alarm of deep pity. "I'm afraid you'll have a rough time of it here during the Tribulations -- plagues of locusts, frogs, viruses ... the Earth attacked by tsunamis, volcanoes, dark legions of the unsaved."

"Don't you love any of us you believe will suffer so?” I said.

This gave my neighbor a moment's pause. But then he admitted with some chagrin. "You can't blame us born-agains for at last getting our heavenly rewards. We've waited thousands of years for End Times."

My neighbor's fervor sent me to search the Internet for the Rapture Index -- a "prophetic speedometer," which concludes that we've hit 153, and the warning, "Fasten Your Seatbelts.” Giddily, the Rapturers anticipate ecological collapse, Mideast holy wars, and Christian Zionists as evidence of the Second Coming. In a twinkling, they say, the righteous will ascend, dropping golden dental work, our nightgowns, and perhaps even some spouses.

All this might seem darkly comic, if not for a Time magazine poll that 56 percent of Americans "believe the prophecies in the Book of Revelation will come true.” And that the Left Behind books are the biggest selling fictional series in the United States.

In complex and challenging times, apocalypse is such a simple answer. This fight-or-flight fear is hardwired into our reptilian, forest slashing, and migrating, pioneering species -- leave the Old World behind, find a New World. No need to really change, adapt or evolve, just find another planet or heaven to plunder for our own rewards. After all, the dark side of fundamentalism is consumerism.

The next time I saw my neighbor he sported a new bumper sticker: "This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned in Case of Rapture.” It was a surprisingly sunlit Seattle day and we strolled down to our backyard beach on the Salish Sea to continue our End Times talk. We sat down on driftwood and watched the comic black-and-white tuxedo harlequins diving and popping up in the waves. A Great Blue Heron swooped in with the caw of a dinosaur bird. How could this ancient bird fly with such huge wings? How did she escape extinction? Somehow the Great Blue had adapted and survived beautifully.

"So," my neighbor asked excitedly, "what did you think of the Rapture Index?"

"Doesn't the Scripture say, 'For God so loved the world?’ “ I asked. "Well, I'm going to start a Real Rapture Index with signs and wonders of how beautiful and sacred this Earth is. Another mantra is: For we so love the world....”

My neighbor looked at me, startled, then fell very quiet as we watched a harlequin float past, his bright beak dripping a tiny fish. Happy, so happy in this moment. The Great Blue cawed hoarsely and stood on one leg in a fishing meditation. Wave after bright wave lapped our beach and the spring sunshine warmed our open faces.

I put my arm around my neighbor, the driftwood creaking slightly under our weight.

"Listen," I said softly, "I want to be left behind."

Left Behind to figure out a way to fit more humbly into this abiding Earth, this living and breathing planet we happily call home, we call holy.

Slowly my neighbor took my hand and we sat in silence, listening to waves more ancient than our young, hasty species, more forgiving than our religions, more enduring. Rapture.

Ms. Peterson is a MUCH nicer person than I am. My ex-brother is a bible banger and I got to the point that I preferred to be in a different state, not just a different room - his wife - even worse! The well-meaning saccharine platitudes just never stopped.

What, me, cranky?

Friday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Thursday, 04/21/2005

Five dead Americans since I last posted - 31 Americans for the month. 1425 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1565 since Bush’s War began. 1742 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

Dubya has finally managed to hit a milestone in the wounded and maimed department - he broke 12,000. What is really sad is that the body armor and helmets that our men and women are wearing protect them from a lot of “stuff” that would have killed them in Vietnam. Sadly, not from brain injuries or lost limbs, or missing eyes. Oh well. Nonetheless, 12,022 American men and women have been wounded, 134 between 4/13 and 4/19.

These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“I tell you it’s nothing but a bunch of leftist organizations that have a public strategy to demonize me.” Tom DeLay, Slayer of Bugs and House Majority Leader

I don’t care what time of year it is…

Hell must be about to freeze over. I can’t stand George Will. Nonetheless, I agree with what he’s got to say here.

Have a Nice Day, or Else
By George F. Will, April 21, 2005,
The Washington Post

It hurt her feelings, says Jane Fonda, sharing her feelings, that one of her husbands liked them to have sexual threesomes. "It reinforced my feeling I wasn't good enough."

In the Scottsdale, Ariz., Unified School District office, the receptionist used to be called a receptionist. Now she is "director of first impressions.” The happy director says, "Everyone wants to be important.” Scottsdale school bus drivers now are "transporters of learners.” A school official says such terminological readjustment is "a positive affirmation.” Which beats a negative affirmation.

Manufacturers of pens and markers report a surge in teachers' demands for purple ink pens. When marked in red, corrections of students' tests seem so awfully judgmental. At a Connecticut school, parents consider red markings "stressful.” A Pittsburgh principal favors more "pleasant-feeling tones.” An Alaska teacher says substituting purple for red is compassionate pedagogy, a shift from "Here's what you need to improve on" to "Here's what you have done right."

Fonda's confession, Scottsdale's tweaking of terminology and the recoil from red markings are manifestations of today's therapeutic culture. The nature and menace of "therapism" is the subject of a new book, "One Nation Under Therapy: How the Helping Culture Is Eroding Self-Reliance," by Christina Hoff Sommers and Sally Satel, M.D., resident scholars at the American Enterprise Institute.

From childhood on, Americans are told by "experts" -- therapists, self-esteem educators, grief counselors, traumatologists -- that it is healthy for them to continuously take their emotional temperature, inventory their feelings and vent them. Never mind research indicating that reticence and suppression of feelings can be healthy.

Because children are considered terribly vulnerable and fragile, playground games such as dodgeball are being replaced by anxiety-reducing and self-esteem-enhancing games of tag in which nobody is ever "out.” But abundant research indicates no connection between high self-esteem and high achievement or virtue. Is not unearned self-esteem a more pressing problem?

Sensitivity screeners remove from texts and tests distressing references to things such as rats, snakes, typhoons, blizzards and . . . birthday parties (which might distress children who do not have them). The sensitivity police favor teaching what Sommers and Satel call "no-fault history.” Hence California's Department of Education stipulating that when "ethnic or cultural groups are portrayed, portrayals must not depict differences in customs or lifestyles as undesirable" -- slavery? segregation? anti-Semitism? cannibalism? -- "and must not reflect adversely on such differences."

Experts warn about what children are allowed to juggle: Tennis balls cause frustration, whereas "scarves are soft, nonthreatening, and float down slowly.” In 2001 the Girl Scouts, illustrating what Sommers and Satel say is the assumption that children are "combustible bundles of frayed nerves," introduced, for girls 8 to 11, a "Stress Less Badge" adorned with an embroidered hammock. It can be earned by practicing "focused breathing," keeping a "feelings diary," burning scented candles and exchanging foot massages.

Vast numbers of credentialed -- that is not a synonym for "competent" -- members of the "caring professions" have a professional stake in the myth that most people are too fragile to cope with life's vicissitudes and traumas without professional help. Consider what Sommers and Satel call "the commodification of grief" by the "grief industry" -- professional grief "counselors" with "degrieving" techniques. Such "grief gurus" are "ventilationists": They assume that everyone should grieve the same way -- by venting feelings sometimes elicited by persons who have paid $1,795 for a five-day course in grief counseling.

The "caregiving" professions, which postulate the minimal competence of most people to cope with life unassisted, are, of course, liberal, and politics can color their diagnoses. Remember the theory that because Vietnam was supposedly an unjust war, it would produce an epidemic of "post-traumatic stress disorders.” So a study released in 1990 claimed that half of Vietnam veterans suffered from some PTSD -- even though only 15 percent of Vietnam veterans had served in combat units. To ventilationists -- after a flood damaged books at the Boston Public Library, counselors arrived to help librarians cope with their grief -- a failure to manifest grief is construed as alarming evidence of grief repressed, and perhaps a precursor of "delayed onset" PTSD.

Predictably, Sept. 11, 2001, became another excuse for regarding healthy human reactions as pathological. Did terrorist attacks make you angry and nervous? Must be PTSD. And Sept. 11 gave rise to "diagnostic mission creep" as the idea of "trauma" was expanded to include watching a disaster on television. Sommers and Satel's book is a summons to the sensible worry that national enfeeblement must result when therapism replaces the virtues on which the republic was founded -- stoicism, self-reliance and courage.

Holy, er, crap. Give me a break - nonetheless, I still can’t stand George Will.

Random Thots:

Well damn! Inflation is up and expected to continue that way. Interest rates are up, and expected to continue that way. Gasoline prices here in Eastern Carolina are $2.35 and expected to continue to rise. The stock market, where Dear Leader wants you to invest your Social Security retirement, is down about seven percent for the year. Joblessness appears to be OK, but that seems primarily to be illusion created because people have stopped looking; nonetheless, there aren’t a lot of jobs being created.

I listened to an interesting piece on NPR last week. Morning Edition did a piece on a young couple who had come down from a small mining town in WVA to Hickory NC to look for “good” jobs. Hickory apparently is a job-hunting destination from the Mountain State - both are on I-77.

What no one had told them was that Hickory had lost over 20,000 “good” jobs since 2001. A “good” job being a job in a factory making furniture or textiles or clothing. The few jobs being created were in retail or needed more education than these kids had: high school and ninth grade.

After living for five months or so with an aunt, they packed up and went back to the hollow. There the husband owned the home that he had inherited and at least they could find some sort of work an hour or so over the mountain - now if only the gas prices stay low.

So what’s your point Cranky?

It occurred to me that our “leaders” in Washington should have higher priorities than impeaching judges who are doing what they are paid to do, destroying most of the New Deal, and passing even more tax cuts for the super rich - hell just modifying the elimination of the speciously named “Death Tax” could fix the Social Security “problem.”

But after all, they’ve got their real job to do: pandering to the religious right, selling their soul to the corporations and the fatcats, and running for office. I don’t know why I bother.

Wednesday

So where have I been for ten days?

I’ve been testing you Dear Reader - and you failed miserably. I wondered if anyone would miss me. No one did. Oh well, why do I bother? So I’ll post every now and then depending on my level of crankiness. No more daily diligence.

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Sunday, 04/19/2005

14 Americans died since the 9th - 26 Americans for the month. 1420 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1560 since Bush’s War began. 1737 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

224 young men and women were wounded in the week ending April 12th. That’s about double the normal rate. 11,889 American men and women have been wounded, 224 between 3/30 and 4/12. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.” Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld, French writer

The Pope is dead, long live the Pope!

The Katholic Kardinal’s Konklave has picked the man who is perhaps the most exemplary person to lead the church down the über-conservative road to eventual ruin - at least in the first world. Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger is the man who led the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, that same fun bunch who brought the Spanish Inquisition. He apparently gives moderate to liberal Catholic theologians the heebie-jeebies. At the same time, the nutjob conservatives are getting moist shorts. Why? He’s been squashing original thought for the late Pope for at least two decades. And? Forget women in the clergy; forget married priests; birth control -fuhgeddaboudit; tolerance for gays - no way. This guy actually says that he understands violence against gays. Unbelievable and unforgivable!

Forget any loosening in anyway. He also is a dour, unpleasant man, where J-Paul Deuce at least had some stage presence before he got sick. What a great choice to drive away the borderline American and European Catholics who were hoping for a pope to whom they could relate - at least a little. Oh, and lest we forget, as J-Paul’s enforcer, he was at a minimum complicit in getting Bernard Cardinal Law, the Boston Koverup King, a cushy job at the Vatican - instead of a job cleaning toilets, which he deserves… demonstrating once again Rome’s contempt for American Catholics.

BTW, here’s what Ratzinger said about anti-gay violence: "When civil legislation is introduced to protect behavior to which no one has any conceivable right, neither the Church nor society at large should be surprised when other distorted notions and practices gain ground, and irrational and violent reactions increase."

What would Jesus do with a Christian like this? Jesus would forgive him. I’d feed him to the pigs, a la Hannibal Lector.


Issues, yes indeed, I’ve got issues. I was raised a Catholic, and I have no respect for the organized Catholic Church - but you might have guessed that.

Saturday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Friday, 04/08/2005

Two Americans died today - 12 Americans for the month. 1406 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1546 since Bush’s War began. 1723 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,636 American men and women have been wounded, 96 between 3/30 and 4/05. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.” Matthew Todd (Matt) Lauer, TV personality

There is neither shame nor consideration… What an outrage to Americans.

Cardinal Law, Ousted in U.S. Scandal, Is Given a Role in Rites
By Laurie Goodstein, April 8, 2005,
The New York Times

ROME, April 7 - Cardinal Bernard Law, who was forced to resign in disgrace as archbishop of Boston two years ago for protecting sexually abusive priests, was named by the Vatican today as one of nine prelates who will have the honor of presiding over funeral Masses for Pope John Paul II.

To many American Catholics, Cardinal Law is best known as the archbishop who presided over the Boston archdiocese, as it became the focus for the sexual abuse scandal involving priests.

But to Vatican officials, Cardinal Law is a powerful kingmaker who traveled internationally for the church and whose favorite priests were regularly appointed bishops by John Paul. After he stepped down in Boston in 2003, he was given a spacious apartment and a prestigious although honorary post in Rome as archpriest of the Basilica of St. Mary Major. [snip]

"It's yet another example of the gap between how the Vatican sees things and how the U.S. church sees things," said the Rev. Keith F. Pecklers, an American Jesuit who is a professor at the Gregorian, a pontifical university in Rome. "This kind of thing can open the wounds for people just when the healing was beginning."

Cardinal Law resigned after a judge decided to unseal court records that included a letter from the cardinal commending priests even though he knew they had been accused at one time of abusing children. After saying for a year that he would not resign, he finally stepped down and cloistered himself for a while in a monastery until his appointment in Rome.

More than 600 people who say they were victims have come forward in the Boston archdiocese, the fourth largest in the United States. The church there has paid settlements of more than $90 million, and Cardinal Law's successor, Archbishop Sean P. O'Malley, has had to consolidate parishes and close Catholic schools to cope with the resulting financial problems.

In Boston, Bernie McDaid, one of as many as 50 people who have accused the Rev. Joseph Birmingham of sexual abuse, said he and others among them were "infuriated" to learn Thursday of Cardinal Law's prominence in the papal funeral and transition.

"He never lost power, even though he stepped down from Boston," Mr. McDaid said. "In any other corporation if you lost your rank and left, you'd lose your power and you'd be stripped of your title.” But, "here he is in Rome, still as powerful as he was before." [snip]

There’s more at the link, but you get the idea. No wonder our Dear Leader is there at the funeral. They are two of a kind - reward your screw-ups as long as they remain loyal. Medals of Freedom, cushy jobs at the Vatican, what’s not to like. Break out the barf bags.

Good news, bad news…

Cannabis chemical 'helps heart:' A chemical in cannabis can help ward off strokes and heart disease, scientists believe.
BBC News, Wednesday, 6 April, 2005

Swiss researchers found THC, one of 60 cannabinoids in the drug, helped stop the narrowing of arteries to the brain and heart in a study of mice.

But the team, from Geneva University Hospital, said smoking cannabis did not produce the same effect. [Bummer, eh?]

However UK experts warned more research was needed before firm conclusions could be drawn.


There’s more at the link, but you’ve got the bad news.

Good Golly, if it’s Friday, it’s got to be Rapture time!

As you all are aware, our loony right-wing-fundamentalist friends at www.raptureready.com publish a weekly “Rapture Index” indicating how likely it is that the Second Coming is, well - coming.

Whoa, this is scary! The index last week was 149. this week it’s 153. Remember, the record high is at 182 set the week of September 24, 2001 and the record low is at 57 and was set during the week of December 12, 1993.

The change was to an increas of one in the indices for Inflation and Ecumenism, and an increase of two in the index for “The False Prophet.”

So what’s it all mean? Well, the oil price increase is driving inflation, and the death of the pope is driving the other two. I wouldn’t do to have the world’s religions get closer together or to elect a false prophet as pope. Would it?

If the rapture comes, all the right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigots will disappear and we’ll get their stuff. That’s surely not a bad thing.

The bad news is that a substantial number of those right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigoted buttheads are running our nation. These people believe that the rapture is going to happen sooner rather than later, so why not rape the earth.

Read all about the index and the values that go into the final value here.

Friday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Thursday, 04/07/2005

No coalition members reported dead today - 10 Americans for the month. 1404 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1544 since Bush’s War began. 1721 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,636 American men and women have been wounded, 96 between 3/30 and 4/05. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Howard Dean is a cruel and extremist demagogue. And Howard Dean is as ignorant on John Ashcroft as he is on national security. If this cruel, loudmouth extremist is the cream of the Democrat crop, next November's going to make the 1984 election look like a squeaker.” Tom DeLay, cruel, loudmouth extremist and House Majority Leader

Er, I was busy almost finishing a terrific book.

So I’ve got nothing’ again. But - I’ve got a recommendation for you. Read Shantaram, by Gregory David Roberts. It will keep you busy for a bit. It’s 930 pages of moderately small print, but it’s an absolute treat. It’s the semi-autobiographical tale of the author, who escaped from an Australian prison in the mid-1980’s and made it to Bombay. Once in India, he buckled many swashes - or swashed many buckles. Whichever. It’s a terrific read - a love story, war story, crime story, and finally toss in a soupcon of philosophy. I’ve got 60 pages to go.

Brad Pitt or Jonny Depp or someone like that is going to do the movie.

See ya.

Thursday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Wednesday, 04/06/2005

Two Americans reported dead today - 10 for the month. 1404 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1544 since Bush’s War began. 1721 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,636 American men and women have been wounded, 96 between 3/30 and 4/05. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

"I have never been into wine. I'm a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it and order more. You don't sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, or drone on and on about it, the way people do with wine. Your beer drinker tends to be a straightforward, decent, friendly, down-to-earth person, whereas your serious wine fancier tends to be an insufferable snot." Dave Barry, American humorist, author, and potential Nobel Prize winner for literature

Every now and then, my hero, Jon Stewart says… I’ve got nothin’.

That’s sort of where I am. That being said, I do have this thought: Apparently the Weasel recently said something like “Should someone who is not in a coma, not on life support, and not terminally ill have their feeding tube removed?” Hmmm? Well, perhaps not, if they exhibit some brain activity. You and I, if we couldn’t’ swallow and were completely paralyzed, would meet that definition. The difference between you and I and Theresa Schiavo (and perhaps Dubya) is that we’re not brain dead. Our cerebral cortex hasn’t been replaced with spinal fluid. One more specious argument from the lunatic right - it makes me tired.

Dubya wants to cut Medicare because it’s too expensive. Just who is supposed to keep the bodies of the brain dead alive? Perhaps the religious right would like to set up some sort of foundation to care for these folks - kind of like the “perpetual care” that your grave gets in the cemetery except way, way more expensive. That shouldn’t bother them. Hell, they’re going to get “Raptured” any time now, so they won’t have to pay for long. What’s not to like?

Wednesday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EDT, Tuesday, 04/05/2005

Four Americans reported dead today - eight for the month. 1402 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1542 since Bush’s War began. 1719 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.” Bill O’Reilly, “journalist” for Fox "News"

Someone else who thinks Christ may not be holding the door wide open…

The Price of Infallibility
By Thomas Cahill, April 5, 2005,
The New York Times

WITH the news media awash in encomiums to the indisputable greatness of Pope John Paul II, isn't it time to ask to which tradition he belonged? Partisans unfamiliar with Christian history may judge this a strange question. Why, they may answer, he belonged to the Catholic tradition, of course. But there is no single Catholic tradition; there are rather Catholic traditions, which range from the voluntary poverty of St. Francis of Assisi to the boundless greed of the Avignon popes, from the genial tolerance for diversity of Pope Gregory the Great in the sixth century to the egomaniacal self-importance of Pope Pius IX in the 19th century, from the secrecy and plotting of Opus Dei to the openness and humane service of the Community of Sant'Egidio. Over its 2,000-year history, Roman Catholicism has provided a fertile field for an immense variety of papal traditions.

Despite his choice of name, John Paul II shared little with his immediate predecessors. John Paul I lasted slightly more than a month, but in that time we were treated to a typical Italian of moderating tendencies, one who had even, before his election, congratulated the parents of the world's first test-tube baby - not a gesture that resonated with the church's fundamentalists, who still insist on holding the line against anything that smacks of tampering with nature, an intellectual construct far removed from what ordinary people mean by that word.

Paul VI, though painfully cautious, allowed the appointment of bishops (and especially archbishops and cardinals) who were the opposite of yes men, outspoken champions of the poor and oppressed and truly representative of the parts of the world they came from, like Cardinal Joseph Bernardin of Chicago, who tried so hard at the end of his life to find common ground within a church rent by division. In contrast, Cardinal Bernard Law of Boston rebuked the dying Cardinal Bernardin for this effort because, as Cardinal Law insisted, the church knows the truth and is therefore exempt from anything as undignified as dialogue. Cardinal Law, who had to resign after revelations that he had repeatedly allowed priests accused of sexual abuse to remain in the ministry while failing to inform either law enforcement officials or parishioners, must stand as the characteristic representative of John Paul II, protective of the church but often dismissive of the moral requirement to protect and cherish human beings.

John Paul II has been almost the polar opposite of John XXIII, who dragged Catholicism to confront 20th-century realities after the regressive policies of Pius IX, who imposed the peculiar doctrine of papal infallibility on the First Vatican Council in 1870, and after the reign of terror inflicted by Pius X on Catholic theologians in the opening decades of the 20th century. Unfortunately, this pope was much closer to the traditions of Pius IX and Pius X than to his namesakes. Instead of mitigating the absurdities of Vatican I's novel declaration of papal infallibility, a declaration that stemmed almost wholly from Pius IX's paranoia about the evils ranged against him in the modern world, John Paul II tried to further it. In seeking to impose conformity of thought, he summoned prominent theologians like Hans Kung, Edward Schillebeeckx, and Leonardo Boff to Star Chamber inquiries and had his grand inquisitor, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, issue condemnations of their work.

But John Paul II's most lasting legacy to Catholicism will come from the episcopal appointments he made. In order to have been named a bishop, a priest must have been seen to be absolutely opposed to masturbation, premarital sex, birth control (including condoms used to prevent the spread of AIDS), abortion, divorce, homosexual relations, married priests, female priests and any hint of Marxism. It is nearly impossible to find men who subscribe wholeheartedly to this entire catalogue of certitudes; as a result the ranks of the episcopate are filled with mindless sycophants and intellectual incompetents. The good priests have been passed over; and not a few, in their growing frustration as the pontificate of John Paul II stretched on, left the priesthood to seek fulfillment elsewhere. [emphasis added]

The situation is dire. Anyone can walk into a Catholic church on a Sunday and see pews, once filled to bursting, now sparsely populated with gray heads. And there is no other solution for the church but to begin again, as if it were the church of the catacombs, an oddball minority sect in a world of casual cruelty and unbending empire that gathered adherents because it was so unlike the surrounding society. [snip]

Sadly, John Paul II represented a different tradition, one of aggressive papalism. Whereas John XXIII endeavored simply to show the validity of church teaching rather than to issue condemnations, John Paul II was an enthusiastic condemner. Yes, he will surely be remembered as one of the few great political figures of our age, a man of physical and moral courage more responsible than any other for bringing down the oppressive, antihuman Communism of Eastern Europe. But he was not a great religious figure. How could he be? He may, in time to come, be credited with destroying his church. [emphasis added]

Thomas Cahill is the author of "How the Irish Saved Civilization," "Pope John XXIII" and, most recently, "Sailing the Wine-Dark Sea: Why the Greeks Matter."

So the Apostles were married but priests may not marry. Women can’t be ordained because 2,000 years ago their role was as servant. Intelligent Catholics from first world nations use artificial birth control and the local priest winks, apparently with Rome’s complicity - poor third world Catholics reproduce like bunnies and their children starve. What I find remarkable is that the Roman Catholic Church does not have a strong bible based tradition, yet they are just as tradition bound as the bible-bangers. God save us from self-righteous zealots.

It seems that the American Church, at least the non-Hispanic branch, is dying. RIP.

Have I mentioned how much I dislike Bill O’Reilly?

From ThinkProgress, the bilious bloviator’s own words indict himself: [the bolded text is from ThinkProgress]

O’Reilly Then:

“John Paul has sent his emissary, Cardinal Pio Laghi, to tell President Bush that attacking Iraq would be ‘unjust’ and ‘immoral.’ That’s like sending Sister Mary Theresa to tell Eminem to stop cursing…Humanistically, [the pope] is one of the many Saddam enablers.”
(
3/15/03)

“I believe also that John Paul is naive and detached from reality. If America does not lead an attack on Iraq, once again, Saddam remains in power and is free to use his anthrax and other terrible weapons as he chooses. … Summing up, Jacques Chirac is our enemy, and the pope, well, I don’t know what to think.” (
3/12/03)

“John Paul II recently came out and said that any war against Iraq would be ‘immoral.’ Back in the ’30s, Pope Pius XII actually supported Hitler politically, at least in the beginning of his rise when Pius was stationed in Germany.” (
3/8/03)

O’Reilly Now:

“I do know that I’ve studied this pope as well as I’ve studied anybody. And I can’t find anything, anything that this guy didn’t walk the walk. You know, right down the line. Nobody’s perfect, but this guy was close in his personal behavior and the way he conducted himself.” (
3/31/05)

A girlfriend once asked me if I really liked anyone. I actually had to stop and think about it for a bit. Go figure - it’s sad, actually. But hey, I like Jon Stewart from the Daily Show! He’s a “journalist” too.

Tuesday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EST, Monday, 04/04/2005

Two Americans reported dead today, that’s four for the month. 1398 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1538 since Bush’s War began. 1715 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” Harlan Jay Ellison, American author and critic

Sister Prejean I like. J. Paul-Deuce… Nah.

Above All Else, Life
By Helen Prejean, April 4, 2005,
The New York Times

Boulder, Colo. — Of the many great legacies of Pope John Paul II, the one I prize the most is this: he was instrumental in helping the Catholic Church reach a position of principled opposition to the death penalty - an opposition that brooks no exceptions.

The effects of the pope's leadership will be felt for years to come, both in the highest echelons of the Catholic hierarchy and among the Catholic faithful in the pews. Whereas polls once showed that American Catholics supported the death penalty about as much as other Americans, they now show that support for the death penalty among Catholics has fallen below 50 percent. Just last month, Catholic bishops in the United States inaugurated a vigorous educational campaign to end the death penalty.

This is a moment I have been waiting for, hoping for and praying for more than two decades, ever since I walked out of the killing chamber in Louisiana after watching Patrick Sonnier electrocuted to death in 1984. And it is the pope who made it possible.

In the early 1980's, I began looking for a way to have a direct dialogue with the pope about the death penalty. During this time I had accompanied three people to execution and plunged headfirst into public debate. My efforts to persuade Catholic bishops in the United States to include the death penalty as an integral part of their pro-life campaign had been futile. While the bishops had issued numerous statements that cited the moral failure of the death penalty, they had failed to conduct energetic educational campaigns to change the hearts and minds of the people in the pews.

At last, in 1997, I finally got my chance to communicate directly with Pope John Paul II. It happened through the case of a Virginia death row inmate, Joseph O'Dell, whose spiritual adviser I had become and whose plea for justice had attracted the pope's attention. Lori Urs, who was working on the legal team trying to save Mr. O'Dell's life, visited Rome and handed my letter to the pope on Jan. 22, 1997. A friend of mine in the Vatican, present when my letter was delivered, assured me that John Paul read every word of my letter.

And an impassioned letter it was, pouring into the pope's lap 14 years of searing experiences of accompanying human beings into killing chambers and watching them be put to death before my eyes. "Surely, Holy Father," I wrote, "it is not the will of Christ for us to ever sanction governments to torture and kill in such fashion, even those guilty of terrible crimes. ... I found myself saying to them: 'look at me. Look at my face. I will be the face of Christ for you.’ In such an instance the gospel of Jesus is very distilled: life, not death; mercy and compassion, not vengeance."

I spoke candidly about my disagreement with one part of the pope's 1995 encyclical, "Evangelium Vitae" ("Gospel of Life"), which, while urging imprisonment instead of execution, allowed the use of the death penalty in cases of "absolute necessity.” Whenever governments kill criminals, I pointed out in my letter, they always claim to act out of "necessity.” I urged him to close the loophole and make Catholic opposition to government executions unequivocal.

This was no small thing. The teaching of the Catholic Church upholding the right of the state to execute criminals "in cases of extreme gravity" had been in place for 1,600 years.

But that's precisely what the pope did: he removed from the Catholic catechism the criterion "in cases of extreme gravity.” The omission changes everything, because Catholic teaching now says that no matter how grave the crime, the death penalty is not to be imposed. This cuts the moral ground out from under American politicians who advocate the death penalty for the "worst of the worst criminals."
The quantum change in the catechism took place in September 1997, and in 1999 when the pope visited St. Louis, he uttered words of opposition to the death penalty that could not have been more uncompromising:

"A sign of hope is the increasing recognition that the dignity of human life must never be taken away, even in the case of someone who has done great evil."

For this statement, and for his leadership, I am forever grateful. Thank you, Pope John Paul. Because of you, the Catholic Church can at last stand alongside those human rights groups that oppose, unequivocally, government killing.

Helen Prejean, a Catholic nun, is the author of "Dead Man Walking" and, most recently, "The Death of Innocents."

You, Dear Reader, know that I’m no fan of the death penalty - for any reason. Sister Prejean is one of my heroines. I didn’t realize that she was responsible for talking J. Paul into changing the Church’s position. Nobel nomination anyone?

That being said, I’m still no J. Paul fan. The predecessor I was trying to think of the other day, the chap who tried to inject a bit of liberalism into the Church was not J. Paul’s immediate predecessor. I think the Pope I was trying to think of was perhaps Paul the Sixth. Do either of you know - or do you know? [Depending of whether I’ve got one or two readers today]. Then again, perhaps there’s no one at all.

Ths Jst N Frm Th Wshngtn Pst:

Kyrgyz President To Resign - Interim Leaders, Akayev Set Deal
By Henry Meyer, April 4, 2005, Associated Press via
The Washington Post

MOSCOW, -- Askar Akayev, the Kyrgyz president who fled his country last month after demonstrators stormed his offices, said he will resign on Monday.

Akayev met for three hours Sunday with a delegation representing Kyrgyzstan's interim leadership and later told reporters that a protocol for his resignation had been completed, and he would sign it Monday.

More at the link, vowels not necessarily included.

Monday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EST, Sunday, 04/03/2005

Another American died today, that’s two this month. 1396 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1536 since Bush’s War began. 1713 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream." Malcolm Muggeridge, English journalist and author

This just in - last week: The Scientific American surrenders!

SA Perspectives: Okay, We Give Up
April 2005 Issue

There's no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don't mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there's no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

In retrospect, this magazine's coverage of socalled evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it.

Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon? Blame the scientists. They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles. As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists. Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that's a somewhat religious idea. But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells. That's what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn't get bogged down in details.

Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can't work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers' dollars and imperil national security, you won't hear about it from us. If studies suggest that the administration's antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that's not our concern. No more discussions of how policies affect science either so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science. And it will start on April Fools' Day.

Even the bravest among us sometimes cry “Uncle.” Damn!

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That’s all?

Yep. Then again, there was lots yesterday.

Sunday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EST, Saturday, 04/02/2005

One American has died in April. 1395 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1535 since Bush’s War began. 1712 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.” Henry Louis [H. L.] Mencken, American humorist and journalist.

The Pope is dead - long live the Pope!

We’ll have another silk and brocade-clad, gold laden oppressor surrounded by incense fumes and scarlet-cloaked sycophants in what - two or three weeks?

You may sense that I’m not a fan of J. Paul - Deuce. You would be correct. I was raised a Catholic, and had some hope for J. Paul’s predecessor, what’s-his-name. I have a difficult time respecting an institution that oppresses women, oppresses the poor, and winks at the millions of Americans who practice artificial birth control; despite their Church’s official position that tells them that they are going to go to hell for doing so.


This clown promoted the Boston guy who covered up the pedophiles; ensured that another generation of women couldn’t be ordained; made sure that priests couldn’t marry; and one of his greatest sins, in my opinion, promulgated the opinion that condoms should not even be used to stop the spread of AIDS. Hell, one of the church’s idiot cardinals said they weren’t effective at stopping the HIV virus - a scientific opinion about as valid as Dr. Frist’s diagnosis of Mrs. Schaivo’s brain death via videotape. Oh well.

J. Paul did a good job of reaching out to other religions and building bridges to them. It’s too bad he couldn’t build a bridge or two toward thinking, progressive Catholics. Very few Europeans even bother going to church any more. The fallen away Roman Catholics are America’s seventh largest Christian sect. [OK, I made that up.]

Oh well, he’s crammed the College of Cardinals with conservative clones, actually appointing 114 of the 117 electors, so we’ll see more of the same.

Before I go, one last thought: I really wonder if Christ will welcome him as is advertised. A lot of these men are scheming, greedy men, dedicated to the greater glory of themselves first, the Roman Catholic Church next, and then perhaps to the poor. Or, do they believe that the means they use justify the ends? Perhaps they truly believe their own bullshit, does that give them a pass into heaven, presuming there is one? Christ said something about rich men, a camel, and the eye of a needle. Hell, I don’t know. Nonetheless, I think there are millions of Catholics who are wonderful, decent, charitable humans. I’m not so sure about some of the self important “Princes of the Church.”

God, I am a cranky, mean-spirited son of a bitch.

From Salon we have this terrific catch…

Tom DeLay won't say what he meant when he said Thursday that "the time will come for the men responsible" for the death of Terri Schiavo "to answer for their behavior.” But New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg has a pretty good idea of what DeLay meant -- and he says DeLay's threats may have amounted to a felony.

In a letter sent today to DeLay, Lautenberg said he was "stunned to read the threatening comments" DeLay had directed at "federal judges and our nation's courts of law in general."

[Hell, I’m not stunned, DeLay is a power mad nabob of nastiness.]

"As you are surely aware, the family of Federal Judge Joan H. Lefkow of Illinois was recently murdered in their home," Lautenberg wrote. "And at the state level, Judge Rowland W. Barnes and others in his courtroom were gunned down in Georgia.


"Our nation’s judges must be concerned for their safety and security when they are asked to make difficult decisions every day. That’s why comments like those you made are not only irresponsible, but downright dangerous. To make matters worse, is it appropriate to make threats directed at specific federal and state judges? You should be aware that your comments yesterday may violate a federal criminal statute, 18 U.S.C. Sec. 115 (a)(1)(B). That law states:

"'Whoever threatens to assault…. or murder, a United States judge… with intent to retaliate against such… judge…. on account of the performance of official duties, shall be punished [by up to six years in prison].'

"Threats against specific federal judges are not only a serious crime, but also beneath a member of Congress. In my view, the true measure of democracy is how it dispenses justice. Your attempt to intimidate judges in America not only threatens our courts, but our fundamental democracy as well.

"Federal judges, as well as state and local judges in our nation, are honorable public servants who make difficult decisions every day. You owe them – and all Americans – an apology for your reckless statements."

The Hammer has not yet responded.

Hot damn, Lautenberg should get the Nobel Prize for sticking it to ‘em.

I said on the 31st of “The Hammer:” “If someone gets killed here, DeLay will certainly have some of the blood on his hands - the filthy, rotten, unchristian, pandering whore. And I mean that in a good way.” I see no reason to change my mind. I think that the guy is genuinely evil - he’s drunk with power.

And now for something entirely different:

Veep Barely Worked His Way Through College: CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS
By Mark Miller, April 2, 2005,
The Weekly World News

Most Americans are very familiar with Vice President Dick Cheney's distinguished career as a businessman and public servant -- but much less familiar with his work as a nude artist's model!

Before entering politics, Cheney put himself through college at the University of Wyoming by dropping his drawers for several local artists and sculptors.

"Oh sure, I remember him. He modeled for me for nearly two years," recalls retired sculptor Lorraine Feinbaum. "Of course, back then he went by the name 'Big Dick Cheney,' as he was rather, um, well-endowed -- which put him in great demand."

That demand is currently on display in an X-rated art show titled "Cheney Unchained," at the Ziffle Gallery, just outside Casper, Wyo., where Cheney grew up. The show features a collection of the works of several artists and sculptors who used Cheney as a nude model. Only those 16 and over are permitted inside the gallery, as practically every work features the young, buff, future Vice President in a full-frontal pose.

"I can see why he served previously as White House Chief of Staff," blushes Claudia Syndelle, 24, while viewing the show. "His staff is quite impressive."

Although Cheney has a history of heart troubles, the paintings and sculptures that feature him are, ironically, giving heart palpitations to countless women lined up around the block to get in to see them. "If my husband was built like that," confides Annie Graham, 38, "I'd never want to get out of bed!"

Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Dennis du Bois, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"

Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal.

With regard to his past work as a nude artists' model, Cheney has confided to a close friend, "On the one hand, considering who I am now, I'm embarrassed to have this come to light. But on the other hand, to be honest, I look back on those days fondly. It was a real kick to be standing there, fully exposed, with my wangdang- doodle being immortalized on canvas or in clay by some hot female artist.

"Sometimes life is good."

I’m just fascinated by the image of Laura Bush as a fluffer. Whoa!

Saturday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EST, Friday, 04/01/2005

The total killed is the smallest since February 2004, something for the parents and kin to give thanks. Hopefully the Iraqis will continue to assume a larger portion of the load. One can only hope.

No info for April. The March total has been incremented by one, so 36 Americans died this month. 1394 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1534 since Bush’s War began. 1711 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

"Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than any thing else on the menu." Maxine, breathtakingly attractive cartoon character

From Friday’s New York Times:

A letter I wish I’d been bright enough to write:

To the Editor:

Upon hearing of the death of Terri Schiavo, President Bush issued a statement in which he said, "The essence of civilization is that the strong have a duty to protect the weak."

This is the height of hypocrisy from a president whose "culture of life" apparently does not encompass the at least 12.9 million children under the age of 18 who live in poverty, a number that increased by 800,000 in 2003 alone.

The nearly 45 million Americans who lack health insurance may well wonder whether they fall within the president's vision of the strong protecting the weak.

If Mr. Bush truly believes in his stated principle, then he might wish to re-evaluate his administration's unrelenting drive to undermine the social safety net that protects the weaker members of American society while continuing his drive to cut taxes for the strongest and wealthiest 1 percent of the country.

Eliot Brenowitz
Seattle, WA, March 31, 2005

What can I say? I should plagiarize this and send it to my local paper. I may.

Hot Damn, it’s Friday, time to get Raptured - or not…

As you all are aware, our loony right-wing-fundamentalist friends at www.raptureready.com publish a weekly “Rapture Index” indicating how likely it is that the Second Coming is, well - coming.

This week the index is up one to 149 from last week’s value of 148. That’s great news unless you’re looking forward to getting their stuff when they disappear heavenward. Remember, the record high is at 182 set the week of September 24, 2001 and the record low is at 57 and was set during the week of December 12, 1993.

The change this week was due to an increase in the value of “Gog” from 3 to 4. But hey, once again, I bet you guessed that. If you didn’t, according to our buddies, “Gog” is the ancient name for the land of Russia. In the last days, Russia will make a move against Israel and be defeated by a supernatural act of God. At any rate, Putin is going to visit Israel in April - hence the rise in the index. As I said, you knew that anyway.

If the rapture comes, all the right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigots will disappear and we’ll get their stuff. That’s surely not a bad thing.

The bad news is that a substantial number of those right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigoted buttheads are running our nation. These people believe that the rapture is going to happen sooner rather than later, so why not rape the earth.

Read all about the index and the values that go into the final value here.

Friday

Iraq Casualty Count as of 9:00 PM EST, Thursday, 03/31/2005

35 Americans died this month. 1393 Americans have perished since the “Mission Accomplished” sign was hung on the aircraft carrier; 1533 since Bush’s War began. 1710 men and women from the participating nations have died since the onset of Bush’s war.

11,540 American men and women have been wounded, 98 between 3/23 and 3/29. These data come from
Iraq Coalition Casualties who can use your financial support.

Iraqis continue to be blown to bits and otherwise slaughtered by the score, with tens of thousands of men, women, and children killed and the infrastructure virtually destroyed.

Quote of the Day...

“If the President's looking for another salesman to help him with this tax package, I got a candidate, that old Iraqi information minister. He knows how to sell a fraud.” Al Hunt, American journalist

Mrs. Schiavo’s body has shuffled off this mortal coil.

May she rest in peace now that her body will join her soul.

The circus will continue for a long time to come. Dear Leader said today, feigning sorrow: “ that where there is doubt, the presumption should be in favor of life.” There was NO doubt in the minds of the court appointed professional physicians who examined Mrs. Schiavo. There was no doubt in the minds of the courts that, time after time, upheld those medical judgments. Theresa Marie Schiavo had no brain function - none. She has been dead for 15 years, her body just didn’t know it

The political whores who saw the opportunity to gain credence with their brain-dead constituents fell over each other pandering to those wackos. Even “normal” Republicans and conservatives found their behavior offensive.

An article in today’s NY Times is telling about just how offensive to the normal Republican base this recent behavior is. Here’s an excerpt:

On the Federal Appeals Court decision: The 11th Circuit court's decision, signed by Chief Judge J. L. Edmondson, was only a sentence long. But in a concurring opinion, Judge Stanley F. Birch Jr., appointed by the first President Bush in 1990, wrote that federal courts had no jurisdiction in the case and that the law enacted by Congress and President Bush allowing the Schindlers to seek a federal court review was unconstitutional.

"When the fervor of political passions moves the executive and legislative branches to act in ways inimical to basic constitutional principles, it is the duty of the judiciary to intervene," wrote Judge Birch, who has a reputation as consistently conservative. "If sacrifices to the independence of the judiciary are permitted today, precedent is established for the constitutional transgressions of tomorrow."

Judge Birch said he had not had time before now to consider the constitutionality of the law, which Congress passed and Mr. Bush signed before dawn March 21, because of "the rapid developments and sensitivities in this case.” The 11th Circuit court considered and rejected several appeals from the Schindlers last week after Judge James D. Whittemore of Federal District Court in Tampa denied their motions.

In particular, Judge Birch wrote, a provision of the new law requiring a fresh federal review of all the evidence presented in the case made it unconstitutional. Because that provision constitutes "legislative dictation of how a federal court should exercise its judicial functions," he wrote, it "invades the province of the judiciary and violates the separation of powers principle."

David J. Garrow, a legal historian at Emory University who closely follows the 11th Circuit, said Judge Birch's opinion was striking because the judge was a conservative Republican, especially regarding social issues. [emphasis added] Judge Birch wrote the ruling for a three-judge panel of the court last year unanimously upholding a Florida law that prohibits gay men and lesbians from adopting children.

Can you imagine? A conservative Republican judge going out of his way to scold the sitting President and the entire Congress of the United States - there may be hope after all. Nah, there isn’t.

And hey, speaking of bottom feeders:

DeLay vows judiciary changes after Schiavo case
By Jeff Franks, 31 Mar 2005,
Reuters

HOUSTON, - U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader Tom DeLay said the U.S. judiciary "thumbed its nose" at the president and Congress in the Terri Schiavo case and warned on Thursday changes would be made in the judicial system.


He pulled a small copy of the U.S. Constitution out of his coat pocket and said Florida and federal judges had failed to live up to it.

"The Congress of the United States for many years has shirked its responsibility to hold the judiciary accountable. No longer," he said in a news conference in Houston, where his district is located.

"We will look at an arrogant, out of control, unaccountable judiciary that thumbed their nose at the Congress and president when given jurisdiction to hear this case anew and look at all the facts," an angry DeLay told reporters.

In a statement issued shortly after Schiavo's death, DeLay said, "The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior, but not today."

It was not immediately clear what DeLay can or would do with the federal bench, though judicial nominees offered by the president must be confirmed by the Senate.

During the past four years, the Senate has confirmed about 200 of Bush's judicial nominees, virtually all of them seen as conservative. Yet DeLay and many other conservatives feel betrayed by the courts in the Schiavo case. [snip]

"I never thought I'd see the day the United States of America would have a judge stop feeding and giving water to a living American who would then take 14 days to die," DeLay said.

"It's not a day we will forget. We will work as hard as we can to stop this from happening." [snip]

A federal appeals court judge on Wednesday sharply rebuked Congress and Bush for intervening in the Schiavo case, saying they had overstepped their constitutional powers.

"Despite sincere and altruistic motivation, the legislative and executive branches of our government have acted in a manner demonstrably at odds with our Founding Fathers' blueprint for the governance of a free people," wrote Judge Stanley Birch of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Birch was appointed to the bench in 1990 by Bush's father, President George Bush.

But DeLay said the justice system had "failed Terri Schiavo" by not giving her a fair hearing. He accused Greer of having "all kinds of conflicts of interest" in the case, but he did not say what they were.

He also accused husband Michael Schiavo, who sought the tube removal because he said his wife would not have wanted to live in her current state, of having conflicts of interest.

"Terri Schiavo was not represented in that courtroom," he said.

DeLay's father died in 1988 after the DeLay family, including Tom, chose to take him off life-support machines after an accident him left him comatose.

Critics of DeLay said his ardent support for maintaining Schiavo's life was a hypocritical play to social conservatives, but he said the two cases were not alike.

"My father was dying. He was kept alive 30 days on life support. His organs were shutting down, he was in a coma. He would have died within hours on the life support," he said.

Democrats say DeLay, who was last year admonished three times by the House ethics committee, has been using the Schiavo case to distract attention from these problems, criticism he rejects.

So the Majority Leader says "The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior, but not today." That sure sounds like he’s threatening the judges, doctors, and Mr. Schiavo. Just what does it sound like to you?

The judge already is surrounded by armed guards because of the inflammatory rhetoric the wackos have been loosely tossing around. One North Carolina lunatic is in jail for solicitation of murder. One of Randall Terry’s close associates killed an abortion doctor, an act that won Terry’s praise. If someone gets killed here, DeLay will certainly have some of the blood on his hands - the filthy, rotten, unchristian, pandering, political whore. And I mean that in a good way.