Heyo, if it’s Friday, it’s time for the RAPTURE!

As you all are aware, our loony right-wing-fundamentalist friends at www.raptureready.com publish a weekly “Rapture Index” indicating how likely it is that the Second Coming is, well - coming.

OK, Rapture fans, the index is down one from last week’s value of 153 to 152. Remember, the record high is at 182 set the week of September 24, 2001 and the record low is at 57 and was set during the week of December 12, 1993. The change was due to a decrease of one in the Civil Rights index, because of the change of government in Lebanon. No, really!

If the rapture comes, all the right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigots will disappear and we’ll get their stuff. That’s surely not a bad thing.

The bad news is that a substantial number of those right-wing-fundamentalist-reality-challenged biblebanging bigoted buttheads are running our nation. These people believe that the rapture is going to happen sooner rather than later, so why not rape the earth.

Read all about the index and the values that go into the final value here.