This just in: Kerik the Turkey Withdraws!

Reported here on December 4th, Newsday and Washington Monthly thought that Bernie Kerik was a loser. Not because he had an illegal nannie, but because he allegedly looted an undocumented slush fund; abused his positions of authority; prematurely bailed on the two big jobs he’s held; and generally appears to be a self-important blowhard.

Perhaps someone qualified will be appointed. I’m not holding my breath.