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Mormon Guy: Unholy alliance with evil itself!

The Enemy Among Us
by Kieth Merrill, December 8, 2004, Meridian

“The shock of September 11 is subsiding. Each day adds distance. Distance diminishes fear. Cautiously our lives are returning to normal. But "normal" will never be the same again. We have seen the enemy and the enemy is among us."

“… I believe the tragic events of September were inspired by an unholy alliance with evil itself. The ancient War in Heaven continues. Pornography is Satan's ultimate weapon of mass destruction. It is an anthrax that can kill the soul being dusted into every corner of our lives.”

“ … The statistic that is most interesting --and very disturbing -- is that based on the usage rate of the Adult Pay-Per-View product (i.e., pornographic movies) amongst the cable subscriber base, the data indicates that the percentage of customers that purchase these adult movies on a monthly basis is approximately 33% higher in the Utah cable systems than the national average. This was shared with me in casual conversation with a cable TV industry executive.”

So Kieth, yep that’s how he spells his name, believes that porn is a contributing cause for 9/11. Now we know that Mormons don’t smoke, so it can’t be that he smoked a big doobie before he wrote the article… I know, I know, brownies, it’s the brownies! It’s also remarkable that our LDS brothers and sisters watch 33% more Pay-per-View porn than the rest of us. All that public sanctimony when they’re watching each other goes away when they’re alone. Hmmm.

There’s lots more lunacy. Read the article at
http://www.meridianmagazine.com/arts/020130enemy.html.

Actually, I know a guy who is addicted to porn. He will cheerfully spend eight hours sitting in front of his computer looking at neggid wimmin doin’ obscene stuff and whatnot, especially whatnot. To each his (or her) own.

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