I came across this last night:

A site with lots of reviews of “My Pet Goat” purportedly lifted from Amazon.com. http://www.sadlyno.com/uploads/sadlynogoats.htm is worth a visit for the fun of it.

The site has the "star" ratings and whatnot straight from Amazon. Here’s a sample:

Git That Goat!, July 15, 2004
Reviewer:
A reader (Brushville, Texas)
Step back, Mr Hemingway - there's a new goat in town. My Pet Goat has it all - action, suspense, large print and big pictures. Youll be enthralled for 7 minutes - you'll forget everything around you. Time, space, the fact that your country is under attack will vanish as your empty head thinks thoughts of happy goats. Makes a great Xmas gift for the neo-con who has everything!

"This is a great (...) book" - D. Cheney