For those of you without black friends, we have…

http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

Yes indeedy, prove to your friends that you’re not the racist that you appear to be, despite those stylish hooded outfits. Show that you’d cheerfully welcome some of “them” into your community, even as your next-door neighbors. Dazzle your fellow club members with diversity. Impress your co-workers.

Rent a Negro today!

I was steered to this link by Patricia Williams, who writes the "Diary of a Mad Law Professor" column in The Nation.