The Perfect Christmas gift for the Republicans on your list:

The Military Role Play Set by… wait for it… Manley! Click this Amazon.com link and get it for only $9.97. Buy three and get free shipping!

The Military Role Play set is highly detailed and loaded with fun! Includes walkie-talkies, helmet, canteen, gas mask, grenades, and much more!

Hoo-ya! Git out there and pretend you’re killin’ the neighborhood liberals or Muslims or somthin’ - what the hell, show ‘em you’re a real AmeriKin!