Yo, nauseated but grossed out about tickling your uvula?

Check out the Rev. Moon’s paper’s lead article: Bush vows to end global tyranny. You’ll be able to throw up with ease.

The lead paragraph: “President Bush was sworn in for his second term yesterday and used his inaugural address to lay out an unapologetically aggressive agenda that amounts to nothing less than "ending tyranny in our world."

Doesn’t that give you a warm feeling? I did learn some stuff from the article. While our Dear Leader didn’t name the monsters he’d like to Saddamize, [isn’t that a gay thing?] the article continues: “National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice listed six "outposts of tyranny" in Senate testimony on Tuesday on her nomination to be secretary of state. They were North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Burma, Belarus, and Zimbabwe. She also decried the "lack of freedom" in unnamed Middle Eastern nations.”

Hmmm, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, famous democratic sorta’ places remain unlisted and unnamed. In jeopardy? Not likely.

I vote we go kick Cuba’s ass. They’ve got some great beaches and they’re really close by, and hey, they’ve got some oil! What’s not to like? Cuba libra, Ole!